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25. Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

Reply to left-of-center2012 (Original post)

Thu Sep 20, 2018, 03:55 PM

Sep 2018

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

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Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

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Ted Cruz says Democrats will 'ban barbecue' in Texas if elected [View all] left-of-center2012 Sep 2018 OP

Be honest, now. Can YOU look at that face, without your hand curling into a fist? n/t TygrBright Sep 2018 #1

I'd use it as an appetite suppressant left-of-center2012 Sep 2018 #2

No nt yesphan Sep 2018 #5

It begs to be punched. /nt bitterross Sep 2018 #26

Dammit, Ted...Just Tell 'Em ANYTHING... The_Counsel Sep 2018 #3

Seriously? malthaussen Sep 2018 #4

Obviously not. Just a not particularly funny joke. WillowTree Sep 2018 #6

Don't worry Cruz we will not make barbecue illegal Doreen Sep 2018 #7

O'Rourke planning 100 BBQ events in Texas to boost Senate campaign By Jeremy Wallace, Houston Chroni Freethinker65 Sep 2018 #8

Beto O'Rourke visited all 254 Texas counties in the last year Brother Buzz Sep 2018 #13

Fried Green Tomatoes MiniMe Sep 2018 #9

The secret is in the sauce left-of-center2012 Sep 2018 #10

If you vote for Cruz, you will get an incurable STD ProudLib72 Sep 2018 #11

+1 uponit7771 Sep 2018 #15

Beto hates and will ban... magicarpet Sep 2018 #12

why would anyone believe anything this man says? rurallib Sep 2018 #14

He earned the nickname that Trump gave him NewJeffCT Sep 2018 #16

like being recognized by the leader in the field for your ability rurallib Sep 2018 #19

Cruz's internal polling must suck, this is a desperate move that could work ... bbq is takin VERY uponit7771 Sep 2018 #17

Beto should make his next rally a bbq and eat it right in front of everyone kimbutgar Sep 2018 #18

LOL, that would be awesome. n/t Zing Zing Zingbah Sep 2018 #30

Beto please win. Even the thought of a Cruz victory speech makes me oasis Sep 2018 #20

Ted Lieu's response to this NewJeffCT Sep 2018 #21

And Democrats will make your mommy wear combat boots WhiteTara Sep 2018 #22

From the Hoarse Whisperer Gothmog Sep 2018 #23

Ted, you're really, really reaching jmowreader Sep 2018 #24

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. Sugar Smack Sep 2018 #25

Another reminder that we're dealing with the cra cra, and not a differing opinion. Garrett78 Sep 2018 #27

Dumb.. because Democrats like BBQ too Zing Zing Zingbah Sep 2018 #28

Because in Ted's world, offering someone a choice on food bigbrother05 Sep 2018 #29

I heard somewhere Cruz hopes to make Russian the official language of the US struggle4progress Sep 2018 #31

Beto should promise every town that he visits a huge barbecue when he beats Ted Cruz Yavin4 Sep 2018 #32

What a vapid airhead! flotsam Sep 2018 #33