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IronLionZion

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24. How do you know if a food ID is real or fake?

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 2, 2018, 09:37 AM

Aug 2018

Trump demands that people produce their original long form food ID, not the fake ones they've been using. One tell is that if a person eats mostly fast food, then it's probably real. Fake IDs are used for soy milk, organic chia seeds, fair trade coffee, and whatever they think liberals eat.

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Millions of Americans Denied Groceries After Failing to Provide I.D. - By Andy Borowitz [View all] kpete Aug 2018 OP

I love good satire Gothmog Aug 2018 #1

So do I. This isn't. n/t Ron Obvious Aug 2018 #2

I like satire too. And the OP accurately fits the definition of it. n/t, part II LanternWaste Aug 2018 #3

I suppose that's a matter of taste Ron Obvious Aug 2018 #4

Thankfully, I have lower satire standards, and found it quite amusing and entertaining. NBachers Aug 2018 #7

Sucks to be you I guess. Liberalagogo Aug 2018 #12

It's hard to tell what is satire anymore n/t maxrandb Aug 2018 #21

I remember after the Bowling Green Massacre, there was panic...a run on the supermarkets. LudwigPastorius Aug 2018 #5

LOL! calimary Aug 2018 #14

LOL! StarryNite Aug 2018 #17

How do you know if a food ID is real or fake? IronLionZion Aug 2018 #24

Seriously, flag down a manager and wave your passport at him bucolic_frolic Aug 2018 #6

Food-seeking scofflaws! FSogol Aug 2018 #8

Wait. You mean you don't need an ID for groceries ? rickford66 Aug 2018 #9

I use credit cards at grocery at140 Aug 2018 #10

Only in Trump's delusional mind at his rally last night wishstar Aug 2018 #13

Andy Owes The Orange Buffoon Big Time for All the Material!! DoctorJoJo Aug 2018 #11

how long before we need Republican Party ID to purchase groceries? 0rganism Aug 2018 #15

I was laughing until I read your reply. Ilsa Aug 2018 #22

LOL! Too funny! Honeycombe8 Aug 2018 #16

I sometimes wonder if Borowitz is satire or ominous prediction rurallib Aug 2018 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author LiberalFighter Aug 2018 #30

War Ration Cards (World War II) LiberalFighter Aug 2018 #31

had never seen one of those but always heard about them rurallib Aug 2018 #32

These things just write themselves now NastyRiffraff Aug 2018 #19

"there should also be background checks and a waiting period" IronLionZion Aug 2018 #20

Next, they will propose we just get food from our 3D printers. nt Ilsa Aug 2018 #23

Our founders didn't put the right to buy food into our Constitution for a reason IronLionZion Aug 2018 #25

What's next? duforsure Aug 2018 #26

I'm going grocery shopping tomorrow left-of-center2012 Aug 2018 #27

I love good satire Gothmog Aug 2018 #28

We need to close the "Farmers' Market Loophole" JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2018 #29