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I'd suggest a paternity test gollygee Jul 2012 #1
+++1 proud patriot Jul 2012 #4
I was thinking the very same thing, LOL southernyankeebelle Jul 2012 #5
He probably didn't even notice that two of his kids were black, one hispanic and one asian. Scuba Jul 2012 #13
DU needs a "like" button nt auburngrad82 Aug 2012 #33
My thoughts too Aerows Jul 2012 #16
Occam's Razor.... Avalux Jul 2012 #19
I'd suggest an IQ test for him first. R. Daneel Olivaw Jul 2012 #22
It came out negative. TexasTowelie Aug 2012 #28
I had four miracles today. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #2
Why Does My Favorite Bit Of Groucho Come To Mind Here...? The Magistrate Jul 2012 #3
speechless . . . and that's unusual for me. patrice Jul 2012 #6
then it's a good thing for you you're not keyboardless ... zbdent Jul 2012 #21
She had her tubes tied because they couldn't afford any more miracles! GreatCaesarsGhost Jul 2012 #7
right -- enough of this god's will crap! we got a budget to keep! unblock Aug 2012 #27
More so for the Black child that wasn't adopted. Praise be the Lord! n/t vaberella Jul 2012 #8
Seriously! That child is probably better off where s/he is, and that is a sad truth. jillan Jul 2012 #9
My thought on reading this ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2012 #10
Reminds me of the joke ... 1StrongBlackMan Jul 2012 #11
! TexasTowelie Aug 2012 #29
Woody Allen's classic quote re God: "Basically he's an underachiever." VOX Jul 2012 #12
Yeah . . . it's "God's will" (snicker) . . . . HughBeaumont Jul 2012 #14
So His wife started fucking someone else when he refused to adopt. Happens all the time. slampoet Jul 2012 #15
LOL that was my first thought Marrah_G Aug 2012 #26
Someone had it in for him - four times, at least TheCowsCameHome Jul 2012 #17
Didn't the 25 cent a gallon heating oil make him suspicious? TheCowsCameHome Jul 2012 #18
Old Joke... Jeff In Milwaukee Aug 2012 #30
Cool story. n/t cherokeeprogressive Jul 2012 #20
Shouldn't this be in the FICTION forum? zappaman Aug 2012 #23
wanna have a shootout? dionysus Aug 2012 #32
Odd...I wonder why he thought he would only be able to adopt a black child. Marengo Aug 2012 #24
God was so pleased with his racism that he performed a miracle for him? Marrah_G Aug 2012 #25
I nominate Saskachewan! (nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Aug 2012 #31
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