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The Velveteen Ocelot

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61. The lions might have had something more than just lunch in mind.
Mon Feb 12, 2018, 12:35 PM
Feb 2018

I read this fascinating book - The Tiger: A True Story of Vengeance and Survival, about a tiger who had once been shot and injured by a poacher, and had started stalking specific people - especially the man who had shot him. It appeared that the tiger's intent wasn't hunting for food, but for revenge. Maybe the lions were doing the same thing. Cats are very smart and not to be trifled with.

In 1997, deep in the remote Russian backcountry, a gigantic Amur tiger begins acting like the only thing more savage than a wild animal--us. It doesn’t just attack villagers; it hunts them, picking its targets like a hitman with a contract, at one point even dragging a mattress out of a shack so it can lie comfortably in wait until the woodsman returns home. A few days later, the woodsman’s horrified friends discover remains “so small and so few they could have fit in a shirt pocket.”

Vaillant is as masterful with science as he is with suspense. We feel what it’s like to be in a tiny settlement cut off from the rest of the world, at the mercy of a beast so swift that it can’t be seen until its mouth bites down on your face. Tigers, Vaillant explains, are nature’s last word in mammalian weapons design. Big as three NFL linebackers bundled into one, armed with claws longer than fingers and jaws rated on a strength-scale used for dinosaurs, tigers are built like missiles and can out-swim, out-climb, out-fox and out-run just about anything that breathes. That’s the bad news; the worse news is, they’re also armed with memory and invisibility.
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I hope the lions are OK after eating the hunter Botany Feb 2018 #1
Not hunter, "Poacher" big difference. oneshooter Feb 2018 #59
And poaching in a state park, no less. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2018 #65
Karma's a bitch. Nt raccoon Feb 2018 #2
Geez..I hope hlthe2b Feb 2018 #3
My concern also! democratisphere Feb 2018 #7
Hot damn Corgigal Feb 2018 #4
Jungle Justice. democratisphere Feb 2018 #5
Exactly. dchill Feb 2018 #26
The Law of the Jungle prevails. Grammy23 Feb 2018 #60
I think they might have found inAyn Rand more tasty. More challenging. Joe Chi Minh Feb 2018 #88
Hopefully he brought some hot sauce along with him MrScorpio Feb 2018 #6
Piece of shit... Ohiya Feb 2018 #8
Circular logic. dchill Feb 2018 #27
Nice one, dchill ! However, the premise must have been atrocious for the Joe Chi Minh Feb 2018 #64
You have a wide-ranging and penetratingly discursive imagination, Ohiya. I think Joe Chi Minh Feb 2018 #57
Uhh... Ohiya Feb 2018 #86
I like to attempt some polysyllabic humour sometimes, Ohiya, but Joe Chi Minh Feb 2018 #87
I love it! Ohiya Feb 2018 #91
Nor me. But I agree, it's brilliant. Joe Chi Minh Mar 2018 #92
It would be great if that piece of shit turned into shit GWC58 Feb 2018 #79
Hope he wasn't the sole support of an impoverished family. Hortensis Feb 2018 #9
I would wish that on Turd Jr and Eric the Turd. lagomorph777 Feb 2018 #37
it was most likely a native and not a trophy hunter Maggiemayhem Feb 2018 #58
Sure, native. But some poachers are professional criminals Hortensis Feb 2018 #63
All poachers MFM008 Feb 2018 #81
Bit black and white? Root for hungry children to live also. Hortensis Feb 2018 #85
Lions-1, Poacher - 0 ADX Feb 2018 #10
Go Lions!!! Iggo Feb 2018 #46
Lions-2, actually. dixiegrrrrl Feb 2018 #66
I think that one was accidentally shot by another hunter during a canned hunt. Iggo Feb 2018 #69
OMG that is gruesome, of course what they do dewsgirl Feb 2018 #11
Poaching is far different from hunting. He got what he deserved. nt 7962 Feb 2018 #21
Hope those lions don't get sick. Hoyt Feb 2018 #12
Finally, some good news. writerJT Feb 2018 #13
Karma's a bitch! smirkymonkey Feb 2018 #14
Said the lions Roy Rolling Feb 2018 #15
(and so was the human......) lastlib Feb 2018 #16
It is hard to be empathetic in this instance Generic Brad Feb 2018 #17
I disagree. It is easy to feel emphathetic with the lions. n/t Tom Rinaldo Feb 2018 #39
Glad to see the lions win one of these encounters for a change. LonePirate Feb 2018 #18
Thanks for the great news!!! Takket Feb 2018 #19
The lions might have to see a vet meow2u3 Feb 2018 #20
I hope those lions will be OK IronLionZion Feb 2018 #22
I thought it was a wonderful joke, before your explanation. Joe Chi Minh Feb 2018 #89
My thoughts generally immediately go straight to the dark side of things IronLionZion Feb 2018 #90
A hilarious example ! Joe Chi Minh Mar 2018 #93
Wow. The lions must have snuck up on him. He had a loaded rifle. SunSeeker Feb 2018 #23
The hunter became the hunted. muntrv Feb 2018 #24
Just desserts. PWPippinesq Feb 2018 #25
Actually, a three course meal. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2018 #33
Thanks for the welcome. PWPippinesq Feb 2018 #40
At least there was some use for him get the red out Feb 2018 #28
Lions 1 Poacher 0 samnsara Feb 2018 #29
But! but! Stardust1 Feb 2018 #30
GOOD!!! Im thrilled the lions won one. I got no sympathy, BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2018 #31
Well, poachers, like all humans, are made of meat. MineralMan Feb 2018 #32
Glad they left his head for identification malaise Feb 2018 #34
Dog Bites Man DarthDem Feb 2018 #35
Goodbyyyyyyyyyye, m****rf****r! Aristus Feb 2018 #36
They did it for food lunatica Feb 2018 #38
. Hassin Bin Sober Feb 2018 #41
I visited Kruger Park in 2009. It's well tended; poacher had to go out of his way to sneak a kill. ancianita Feb 2018 #42
Wish I could feed Trump to the 🦁 Le Gaucher Feb 2018 #84
BBC Africa...today irisblue Feb 2018 #43
I love it! geardaddy Feb 2018 #44
Shit happens. Solly Mack Feb 2018 #45
For more scatalogical information, Solly, see Ohiya's post, above, at 8.35. Joe Chi Minh Feb 2018 #62
Heh Solly Mack Feb 2018 #73
Yum, poached hunter. Historic NY Feb 2018 #47
Good one! MLAA Feb 2018 #49
Damn, now the lions all have to have rabies shots. MLAA Feb 2018 #48
Yayyyyy! Glaisne Feb 2018 #50
One lion to another: "Tastes like chicken." LastLiberal in PalmSprings Feb 2018 #51
Poacher should have quit while he was a-head BoneyardDem Feb 2018 #52
OMG. That may be a first for me RandomAccess Feb 2018 #74
Food for thought. nt Xipe Totec Feb 2018 #53
Mother Nature 1 - 0. Assholes RandySF Feb 2018 #54
Karma Baby! Unrepentant Fenian Feb 2018 #55
Lions showed more class then many trophy hunters. NCTraveler Feb 2018 #56
The lions might have had something more than just lunch in mind. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2018 #61
Some kind of ecstasy bmbmd Feb 2018 #67
when will chickens and cows fight back? nt msongs Feb 2018 #68
His last words were Clever Girl... Oneironaut Feb 2018 #70
Suspected big cat poacher 'savaged and eaten alive by lion pride he was trying to hunt' Judi Lynn Feb 2018 #71
Are both the Trump boys accounted for? jmowreader Feb 2018 #72
I love these lions Raine Feb 2018 #75
Pua ting. mahina Feb 2018 #76
No Sympathy BlueDog22 Feb 2018 #77
Alternative headline for Mueller gets Trump.... Pachamama Feb 2018 #78
Purrrrfect. Jack-o-Lantern Feb 2018 #80
Well, at least his head can still be mounted n/t TexasBushwhacker Feb 2018 #82
Insert Dorothy Parker quote here. mahina Feb 2018 #83
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