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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2017, 03:16 AM

5. Clerk: No, we're all booked up. NRA pagan holiday party.

Bearded Guy: Not even a handicap room? I can pay in goat's milk.

Clerk: Nope, Syrian fellow from the war with no legs and an AK47 got that last one. Want me to call the homeless shelter?

Bearded Guy: Yes, please - just any place my wife can rest and perhaps deliver her baby.

Clerk: Sorry, I called and shelter is full too. Trump is coming to town for the party, cops cleared the streets of homeless, so shelter is full.

Bearded Guy: Please, do you know of any place we can just rest a while?

Clerk: I do have a friend that has a barn.....

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