Believe the program was called FQXnation, anyway the blond host claimed tfg called into FQX to inform
them that he wants the DOJ to unseal everything related to the raid on mar-a-largo.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT, this is not how he operates. His MO is to hide stuff, that's why he loves NDAs.

SURVEY

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great.

I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John"
and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".

I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

Second one was worth revisiting with today's climate.

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CROCK

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If you enjoy the "Sunday Funnies" you can always find them here in the "Humor" group.
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If you enjoy the Sunday Funnies.........

https://www.democraticunderground.com/11986481

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Anyone have a favorite Sunday Funnie they would like added?

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Ever wonder why baby diapers have brand names such as "Luvs", "Huggies", and "Pampers', while
undergarments for old people are called "Depends".

When babies crap in their pants, people are still gonna Luv'em, Hug'em and Pamper' em.

When old people crap in their pants, it "Depends" on who's in the will!

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CROCK

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Anyone have a favorite Sunday Funnie they would like added?

If you enjoy the "Sunday Funnies" you can always find them here in the "Humor" group.
LH Side, Go to Topics, then Offbeat, then click Humor