If I am not feeling well, I can go see a doctor, and not lose half a paycheck.

If I need care, I most likely won't go bankrupt.

I realize others are not so lucky.

Sick.

What the hell is wrong with this country?

Why are only the lucky (hard workers) and other lucky people get great coverage, while millions are screwed if they get sick?

I am so happy my wife worked a horrible crappy job where they gave her zero respect for years. Now she has a better job but it was hard for her to hold on day after day. The fact that she didn't want us to join the health care lottery is sad. The Supreme Court and Republicans can pull the health care rug out from under millions any time they feel like it.

I just wonder how many people will not make it because they don't have workable health care options, or thousands in the bank....

I am getting dizzy watching him. Listening to him, no, just watching him. I wouldn't believe a word this moron who thinks the Earth is only 6,000 years old says.

Does he have to go pottie?

Maybe let some hospitals get some kits to see if all the sick people coming in have the toxic deadly virus that IS HERE NOW.

Ya think?

Maybe?

They don't want no stinkin' revolution.

A next to nothing tax status is what really makes them happy.

Paying taxes is for the little people.

"Leona Helmsely died in 2007 at age 87, and some people may not know of her past prominence. In her heyday, she was as big as Donald Trump or Kim Kardashian. And she was colorful too. A billionaire, she was convicted of tax fraud that started with small and obvious acts of evasion. She had a harsh persona too, earning her the nickname the “Queen of Mean.”

During her tax evasion trial, a former employee testified that Helmsley said: “We don’t pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes.” By “we”, she meant not only herself but her husband, New York tycoon Harry Helmsley."

Hey little friends, how do you like your place? Work your ass off, and give half your money to monopolies, or the guvvmint'. And if you get sick, you go bankrupt, and with our without insurance you die when THEY decide to not cover what you need if your treatment may cost them too much.

Amerikkkkkka!

I like Joe, Pete, Amy, and even Tom, and Mike too. Compared to Trump they are like Jesus and Ghandi combined. I am tired of being played like a fool, supposed to pay my taxes, and "come together" while my family is being robbed, and my planet is being destroyed in the name of profit.

Let's have all the infected folks stay at Trump properties for 5K a day! $$$$$

More $$$$.

What an awesome idea.

Cuz the Dow Jones is ALL THAT MATTERS.

No, wait.

Nevermind.

Build The Wall!

Once you understand this basic fact, life becomes easier.

Too bad he will soon be lying about a deadly virus.

1 is nowhere.

10 is just like the movie.

?

I mean we could take all the money saved and give it to the 1%.

What a great Republican idea!

Lobbyist Grover Norquist is a well-known proponent of the strategy and has famously said, "My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub."

Wahoo!!!!!

We don't need no stinkin' guvvmint!

They say it all day long on Fox Noise.

The Corona Virus.

I feel reeeeeeel safe.

I mean gosh, really, really safe.

Nothing could possibly happen to us with Trump's team in charge.

They are the best of the best and have been running through false drills and disaster scenarios for years getting ready for this moment.


(Not Borowitz)
(Not Onion)