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Name: Mark
Gender: Male
Hometown: Roy, UT
Home country: United States
Current location: Ye Olde Dominion
Member since: Fri Aug 9, 2019, 12:20 AM
Number of posts: 75

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Madeleine Westerhout out as Trump's personal assistant

30 Aug 2019, CBS News

Daddy, she said true things about me!

Remembering Barack Obama's Biggest Scandal: The Tan Suit - All In

28 Aug 2019, MSNBC

I remember it like it was yesterday! I was making my world-famous (in my own mind) lasagna in the kitchen when I heard my wife scream! I rushed into the den and there it was on the television! The TAN SUIT! The President of the United States was wearing a tan suit!!! IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! I was frozen in shock and dismay! My wife snapped me out of my paralysis: "GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF THE ROOM!" she shrieked through the horrified tears pouring down her face.

I sprang into action, taking Billy in my right arm and Sophie in my left and barreled out of the den like I was running two footballs into the teeth of the Ravens' defense! The kids were both crying in terror. "It-it-it was t-tan, wasn't it, d-daddy?" sobbed Billy. I couldn't answer him, because by that time I was bawling loudly myself!

My wife and I spent that entire evening making love in our bed, a feeble assertion of Good in the face of the Evil we had witnessed. With tears still in her eyes, she begged me to promise her everything would be all right, that the country would survive. I knew it was my duty as a man to comfort and reassure her, but I just couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it! I've never felt more useless in my life!

Unsurprisingly, my wife left a few months later and now does hardcore porn, where men, women, beasts of the field, and Focus On The Family members do unspeakably degrading things to her body. My son Billy is now a mercenary-for-hire; last I heard, he was in the Philippines helping Duterte's regime hunt down dissidents. Meanwhile my daughter Sophie has joined a cult. As for me, I lost my job, I drink gallons of Jim Beam per day, am chewing through my savings and I've let the house go to hell.

That fucking tan suit crushed all of our spirits!

Trump in misleading Puerto Rico tweet: 'Will it ever end?'

27 Aug 2019, CNN

Better question, Donnie: When will you ever end???

The State of our News Media under Trump*

"Actually, this has been the state of our news media for over two decades now.

Amazon fires: the tribes fighting to save their dying rainforest

23 Aug 2019, Guardian News

jesus, I'm tearing up now. I just saw this, after I posted the UN video below.

The New UN Climate Report: We're Screwed (No Thumbnail, but Video is There)

Published on 16 Aug 2019

The rich will survive the longest, but once The Shit Officially Ensues, no one will be safe. Think global warming is bad now? Well, the Steelers are playing the Titans this evening, but it's only pre-season!

If President Donald Trump Is The 'Chosen One,' 'The Gods Must Be Crazy' - Morning Joe

22 Aug 2019

Amazon rainforest burning at record rate

22 Aug 2019, CNN

In related news, Trump Signs Up For Fiddling Lessons.

Trump touts economy but payroll tax discussion reveals recession fears

20 Aug 2019, CNN

I think I've already said that I agree with Bill Maher: recessions are survivable; a second Trump term is not!

Fed up Fox host Shep Smith TEARS into Trump on national TV for lying

20 Aug 2019, Brian Tyler Cohen

"Tears into" is a bit strong, but there's no doubt Shep is a ray of honest sunshine in FOX's Murk of Lies.
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