Tell their people that traveling to the US is as dangerous as traveling to North Korea.

Trump, Turtle, and other Republicans in very sexually suggestive poses with one another.

Cops carry guns. When they tell you to lie down you lie down. If he tells you to hop on one foot you hop on one foot. The bigger jerk the cop is, the quicker you do do what he tells you. Do not get an attitude, you will only make it worse for yourself. Ask the cop once and only once why you were stopped. Don't ask him again if he doesn't answer you the first time. When I get pulled over for speeding and passing in a no-passing zone. Before the cop reaches me my window is down, the engine is turned off, and my hands are on the steering wheel. Yes sir, no sir, and thank you sir. They always let me go. Oh, did I tell you I lived in a military town and have a veteran disabled license plate?

do you think he will send more paper towels to the Puerto Ricans so they can clean up the water?

and not collateral damage. To me, collateral damage is if I pawn a watch and the pawnbroker drops and breaks it.

is backing Trump about Baltimore. Does anyone remember the term "house nigger"?

10 minutes away by bicycle was the next town over. It had an original one-room schoolhouse not still in use, a grist mill also not still in use, and a general store that sold just about anything you needed including the largest selection of penny candy from buttons on a piece of paper to wax lips to wax bottles filled with the vilest tasting liquids. I never did find out was in those bottles. The best was the pickles. They were in a wooden barrel and did they make your lips pucker. If I could live my life over from birth to 12 over and over I would be glad to never grow older.

I enlisted with the knowledge that under no circumstances would I ever be sent to a war zone. It wasn't that they were afraid I would be killed, they just didn't want me captured. They had to draft men with lower IQs because there are so many jobs in the military that will keep you out of harm's way.

see you should only have sex with your sister or daughter. I wonder if Ivanka has been tested.