Captain Zero
Captain Zero's JournalHere is the cartoon we need someone to draw !!
34 in a Speedo,
with an ankle bracelet that matches ...
and the caption should say:
"Summer is here, make sure your ankle bracelet matches your Speedo."
I'd try it, but I'm more an idea guy. 
On a diet; tired of being hungry
So I made a grilled ham and cheese.
Something had to give.
Rubio as TSF's VP? HOW? Both are from FL
Doesn't the Constitution say the President and the VP can't be from the same state?
These guys both live in Florida, at least it appears they do.
This is just more Chaos stirring isn't it?
The Republicans only found 'Christianity' after
Jimmy Carter got elected. Think about that for a minute.
And then they bastardized it for their fever dreams of a Fascist Valhalla funded by Vladimir Putin.
Someone needs to write that essay for the Atlantic, haha.
Anyone ever figure out what's up with Bloody Spots on Cheetolini's hand?
Seems like all discussion of it disappeared.
He had three bright bloody spots on one of his hands.
Was he trying to open a tight cap on a bottle?
I never saw anyone have just three bloody spots like that.
Any new ideas out there?
Trumps Tan made in Indiana?
2016. So maybe it's old news but first I ever saw it. Steve Hilbert is a high profile grifter who goes way back. Conseco, Tanning solutions, windmills too at one time, though that is not mentioned here. I guess now it's IT Consulting.
https://www.indianapolismonthly.com/news-and-opinion/business/trump-orange-mother-jones-steve-hilbert/
Here's A Lie I bet you don't know about
Had dinner with a family member Sunday evening. He got around to it in a roundabout way but "informed" me that Zelensky of Ukraine has used US AID MONEY to buy two luxury yachts for himself.
I immediately said I doubted that was true. It just struck me as misinformation. I said think about it. He would have to keep them somewhere other than Ukraine because most of that coast is a war zone or too close to one and Zelensky does not have time to go sunning himself on a yacht stocked with liquor. Later when home with one Google I found this is a false claim. Two yachts with names used in this "info" DO EXIST and they are for sale.
My dinner source listens to LOTS OF A.M. radio during his work day. So whom would misinformation like this benefit? Where is it circulating ? How long has it circulated? Where did it originate?
Later I just inserted, well like it or not, the money has to be spent to defeat Putin. And he was quick to agree with me. But what other utter bullshit is he hearing? I explained a lot of that money is spent here to pay for weapons for Ukraine to use. Zelensky is not just handed cold hard cash. Hand over fist.
But this is some shit we are up against.
Andrea Mitchell on MSNBC, AGE 77, concerned about Biden's age
When is SHE going to retire?
Question about my stuff
I checked when it was blinking and saw that a reply to me was:
"Name removed. Message auto removed."
Does that mean the responder to me had their account removed?
Im hoping I took a hit and flushed out a Magat. I don't know what the person said. 😃
Looks like we have bid adieu to OFFBEAT
And Speculation. Oh well I'd go take a look once s month or so, and there would be no new posts. I think it had a bad humor tab too. But I can get that here. haha.
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