Shopping at the grocery store. I look over and see a cart with a canvas bag hanging off the side of the cart. It has Trump’s name in big letters on it. No one is near the cart. So I walk over and I’m going to take the bag and hide it or throw it on the floor. But it’s attached to the cart. So I turn it over to the blank side and as I’m doing this the cart’s owner walks over with a big smile and says,
“You like my bag?” And I said, “Not at all. I find it offensive. I turned it over so I don’t have to look at that”. Smile gone. Felt so good!

I’m paraphrasing, but during her press conference she said: the President can come forward with exculpatory evidence. And Mr President, if you’re listening, that means evidence that shows you are innocent.

“The phone call was perfect”
“I lost because New York is a mess”
“Kim Jong-Un and I fell in love”
“The transcript is perfect”

Is he a conehead? Zombie? Robot? He’s so odd.

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