I wish Comedy Central or somebody would do a SOTU simulcast with comic closed captions

That's the only way I could sit through this. Someone like Robert Smigel (who did the voice of Triumph the insult comic dog & all the voices from the fake interviews on the old Conan show) would probably be hilarious at it. It would get big ratings.

Will Dotard attend Bush, Sr.'s funeral?

This is like the 14th thread posted on GHWB in 14 minutes, but have the Bush's ever made any comment on whether the Traitor in Chief will be allowed to attend/speak at this funeral? Hopefully, GHWB made it clear that he didn't want that and this will go the McCain route and can be a glaring reminder of the national disgrace we have now.

But, this is a Presidential funeral and there probably will be Republican pressure to have him there.

Finland is a "forest country", but they clean the floor

Would a random 12 year old as President say fewer nonsensical half baked things than Donald Trump? Finland is in the fucking arctic. Is northern Canada plagued by wildfires? Because, that's also a "forest country". It was kind of funny watching Gavin Newsom & Jerry Brown nod their heads to this bullshit so Trump will just expedite relief funding.

Is this about Trump using the situation as an opportunity to push for more logging in state/federal forests?

Bill Maher 11/2 - We haven't been here before

Mike Pence appeared with a fake "Christian rabbi" the day after the Pittsburgh massacre

I just saw this story, maybe many are already aware of it, but the blatant fraudulence of EVERYTHING these people touch is incredible. At least they're consistent.

On Sunday, the day after the Pittsburgh shootings, Pence appeared at a Michigan campaign stop with a fake "Christian rabbi" who gave opening prayers that referenced "Jesus the Messiah" and petitioned God to grant Republican victories in the midterms.

https://slate.com/human-interest/2018/11/lena-epstein-fake-rabbi-pence-michigan-jewish-voters.html

If Kkkavanaugh is withdrawn/denied confirmation how long until the next appointee?

This falls under counting chickens before they're hatched, but if Ford's testimony damages Kavanaugh enough that he loses Collins/Murkowski/Flake support and he is not confirmed, it would probably be until after the midterms until a replacement appointee could come to the floor for a vote, right?

What would be great about that is that the red state Senators facing re-election would no longer have any pressure to confirm because they'd either be lame ducks or re-elected to new 6 year terms. And, if Mueller is holding his haymakers until after the mid-terms so that he isn't accused of trying to influence the election, Trump could be in a weakened state with his new appointment.

Then, it's not far from Christmas break and if it could somehow remain unfilled until January, if there is a Democratic Senate, it could be Merrick Garland payback time.

Am I being way too optimistic to even think this?

When will the Arizona U.S. Senate special election happen?

I mean no disrespect to John McCain by mentioning this so soon. I always did respect him (except when he selected Sarah Palin) and crossed over to vote for him in the 2000 Presidential primary.

But, given the situation with the current President and that Arizona is rapidly trending more blue, this will be a pretty huge special election. How does this work in Arizona - is it a special election vote or a governor's appointment for the remainder of the term?

Ted Kennedy also died on August 25th and if I remember correctly, Deval Patrick made an interim appointment who was a friend of the Kennedy family and then Scott Brown got elected in early January. Is that a likely time frame for the special election for McCain's seat?

R.I.P. and truly best regards for McCain, who was an honorable man, but this could be what the Senate majority rests on.

Fahrenheit 11/9 Trailer

Sacha Baron Cohen destroys gun rights activists

This is jedi level comic genius. The only bad thing is that by airing these episodes, many high level gullible assholes might get their guard up for more of this.

Trump supporters explain Space Force...