National Football League Lament

Where Oh Where are you tonight?
Why did you leave us here with this mess?
NO Offense
NO Defense
NO Special Teams
OH MY GOD!!
Please Oh Please we need
you to hear out plight
Where Oh Where are you tonight?

Enterprise to Lieutenant Uhura

(Short Pause)

U.S.S. Enterprise to Lieutenant Ujura

(Short Pause)

This is the U.S.S. Enterprise calling Lieutenant Uhura. Are you receiving?



We are saddened to hear of the passing of Nichelle Nichols. She reached for the stars. And now she is up there amongst
DeForest Kelley
James Doohan
Majel Barrett
Leonard Nimoy

I pray that all of you Rest In Peace.

VETERAN OF A MILLION POLITICAL WARS

You see me now a veteran of
a million political wars
I am a Democrat living in a
world of Ultra-Right Wing zombies
They spew forth their Conservative
platform and call it a cure
They rant on and on with hate
speech and all of that manure
I am far too old to fight them off
I am far too weak to keep them away
I'm not sure that there's anything left to me

Don’t let this mess go on
It's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
All of our efforts are in vain
I just can’t take the strain
Oh please don't let this mess go on

You ask me why I’m weary,
why I say these things to you
You attack me for being Liberal,
saying it’s time I changed and grew
But the fight is still going on dear,
and there's no end that I know
And I can't say if we're ever...
I can't say if were ever gonna be free

Don’t let this mess go on
It's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
All of our efforts are in vain
I just can’t take the strain
Oh please don't let this mess go on

You see me now a veteran of
a million political wars
My energy's spent at last
And my armor is destroyed
I have used up all my strengths
and I'm helpless and bereaved
Wounds are all I'm made of
Did I hear you say that this is victory?

Don’t let this mess go on
It's time we had a break from it
It's time we had some leave
All of our efforts are in vain
I couldn’t take the strain
Oh please don't let this mess go on
Don’t let this mess go on
Don’t let this mess go on