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Melodramatic opening lines to unwritten stories..

Ever get a line stuck in your head that should start a tale but nothing ever comes out of it? These lines can haunt you for a long time. My "mindworms" are usually very emo and over the top. Here's the brain fart that is running around my skull this week.
'It's been a long time since I have been able to look at a gun and not wonder what the barrel tastes like."

See? It is hacky as hell but somehow it compels me.

Share your stillborn lines here and give me something else to think about!

Why does my wife get mad when I fart on the cat?

I am happy to do it and the cat doesn't mind.

Should I tell her to mind her own business?
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