Boy I Love Losing lawSuits.

Ok. I stretched it a little. Artistic license.

Sitting drinking beer. Watching rescue 911 or some shit. He suddenly belches, crushes his empty on his forehead and hurls it at the TV.
Wanna talk about it big guy? I asked.

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS "ADVISED" HORSESHIT? WHY NOT" TOLD " OR "SAID " OR THEY ARE MAKING A STATEMENT SO JUST SAY THE SUBJECT "STATED" THUS AND SUCH . I ADVISE THEM THAT I HAVE A HEMORRHOID HANGING FROM MY ASS AND I ADVISE THEM THAT THEY CAN SUCK THE SHIT OFF OF IT! THEY THINK THEY ARE SOUNDING ALL MILITARY WITH THIS CRAP, AND IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF TV COP SHOW BULLSHIT!

Okaaaaaaay......

So naturally we spent the next hour or so imagining what we could advise the cops of that they would faithfully record in official reports.

I advised the officer that my penis was so long that there is a 10 second delay between bladder release and initial splash.

I don't think we ever topped his initial scatological outburst, but we had fun trying. It all ended with us getting yelled at by our wives for being too loud. We tried advising them that it was all in good fun, but they weren't self important douches so they weren't having any of it.

Feel free to add what you would advise popo of in the Hope's of making it official.

I think that if we are generous, we can all agree that Trump operates on a sliding scale from preschooler to 5th grade bully. Now imagine this....you've had half the year to get a leaf collection together. But you're a lazy little shit who blows off the task and doesn't do it. But it's due today. So here you are, desperately shoving leaves in your pockets on your way to the bus stop, trying to threaten other kids into helping you. Maybe you even try to steal someone else's collection. But it doesn't work.

Soon you will be exposed. You try to get everyone to present before you, hoping that the final bell will ring before your name is called. But no. There's an hour left, and you have to show your work......

As soon as Biden's team meets Trump's team they will see that nothing is done.. Indeed, they will see the gaping chasms left in our bureaucratic infrastructure by a ego maniacal madman. They will see that trump's team has no clue on how to proceed. They will see the incompetence of trump first hand.

Biden will have to start from scratch. Nothing touched by trump is worth saving.

my most recent hidden posts would be considered downright staid today.

Can you be pardoned for crimes you haven't been charged with?

We have known each other for 40 years and learned long ago not to discuss politics. I saw him at the store.
Him---- I guess you're glad that Biden won.

Me---- Was the election today? I forgot all about it..

Him---- Fuck you Ron!

Me--- LOL..chill dude. I am pretty stoked. I just wish Trump would concede.

Him---- Why? Does it matter?

Me--- Of course. If he doesn't concede Biden can't be president.

He brightened up then gave me a comically suspicious look. I grinned.

Him---- Fuck you Ron!





I love this guy.

Maralago for most of the remainder of his term.

My sex drive just came back!

Thanks Joe!

I haven't trimmed my nose hair since April. The extra hair is really filling out my moustache. I feel like 80s Tom Selleck.