These are some of my favorites:

"Cars kill more people than guns. Should we ban cars, too?"

"There is no overpopulation problem. Everybody on Earth could fit inside Texas".

"The Constitution doesn't say 'separation of church and state'".

After this week's fierce criticisms his psychosis demands it.

And I also predict utterances there that will pour more gasoline upon the fire that's burning him up right now.

There are bound to be protesters there... and he is bound to incite his crowd by verbally attacking them.

And I congratulate myself for not mentioning that scumbag's name.