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NY Daily News Covers of trump

probably not for those that complain about click bait

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/new-york-daily-news-covers-donald-trump-years-gallery-1.2716080

posted on the Misspent Wurd



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A bar was walked into by the passive voice.

An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.

Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”

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Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.

A question mark walks into a bar?

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A synonym strolls into a tavern.

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A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.

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The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.

A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned a man with a glass eye named Ralph.

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.

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A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony.




God help us, the maggot was "angry & unglued", so he started a trade war



What's next , war with N Korea?

I sure hope Jim Cramer isn't going to be a regular on MSNBC, he is 100 times more abrasive

than Chris Mathews, plus he knows zero

Anyone have the maggot's deleted tweet from this morning?

he misspelled again, dieing

Does twitter have spell check?

Ambassador to Mex quits amid strained ties




Joseph Yun, special representative on North Korea, resigned earlier this week, and John Feeley, the U.S. ambassador to Panama, announced his decision to leave in January. Feeley said he could no longer advocate for U.S. policy in the Trump administration.

In December, Elizabeth Shackelford, a rising star at the State Department, issued a scathing resignation letter, accusing Tillerson and President Trump of undercutting U.S. influence around the world. She said they had abandoned human rights as a priority and shown disdain for diplomacy.

con't


http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-essential-washington-updates-roberta-jacobson-foreign-policy-1519927222-htmlstory.html

Seth Meyers, 2/28




Diethylpropion



it is thought that the maggot takes this drug


This medication may cause withdrawal reactions, especially if it has been used regularly for a long time or in high doses. In such cases, withdrawal symptoms (such as depression, severe tiredness) may occur if you suddenly stop using this medication. To prevent withdrawal reactions, your doctor may reduce your dose gradually. Consult your doctor or pharmacist for more details, and report any withdrawal reactions right away.

Though it helps many people, this medication may sometimes cause addiction. This risk may be higher if you have a substance use disorder (such as overuse of or addiction to drugs/alcohol). Do not increase your dose, take it more often, or use it for a longer time than prescribed. Properly stop the medication when so directed.

con't

https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-7858/diethylpropion-oral/details

Ha, ha, ha, ha

Jared was to talk about prison reform today, he better hurry, he will be there soon


Chris Matthews is making crazy tonight

He had a told you so about Kushner, like we didn't know

And WON'T SHUT UP

no one has a chance to answer, he answers his own questions


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