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Funtatlaguy's Journal
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April 29, 2016

Imagining how the Trump/Clinton debate might go.

Wolf Blitzer: Welcome everyone to the first....
Donald: Wolf, before we start i just want to say that this audience looks like it's full of a lot more women....which means more hysterical screaming for Shillary and more disgusting bathroom breaks...these women all go in there together....which is collusion.
Hillary: wolf, what is he talking about?
Wolf: Well, bathroom breaks were discussed by both campaigns and.....
Donald: It was not discussed with me and I have it on good authority that Secretary Clinton does not alwAys wash her hands after going number two, and I will not shake her hands, and then I will be called rude and sexist....
Hillary: How do I respond to this stuff?
Donald: Well, I hope it's better than you responded with Bengazi when you didn't take that 3am phone call and let our wonderful soldiers die while you were sleeping or in the bathroom doing God knows what.
Wolf: Since Mr.Trump has brought up Bengazi, would you like to address it, Secretary?
Hillary: well, I testified for eleven hours on it, but I guess anything is better than talking about my bathroom breaks.
Donald: You see, that's what she always does. Just like a woman, always wanting to change the subject or tell the men what to do. Where what I want is to make America great again and I will take that 3am call,,because I don't sleep..sleep is for losers...like Secretary Clinton who lost so many lives at Bengazi and all over the Middle East when she was a disaster as Secretary of State
Wolf: Well, we've arrived at our first commercial break.
Donald: Somebody needs to time her on how long she takes in the toilet....I have no idea how she's going to get out of the ugly yellow Chairman Mao moo-moo and get back here in three minutes.
Hillary: I can't do this. Somebody call Bernie. He can take on this fucking moron. I quit!

***sarcasm - meant to show how Trump relates to women like the moran he is***

April 29, 2016

What do your gopper relatives think of Cruz/Trump?

My brother is one of those small govt, keep my taxes low republicans.
He's pro choice and pro gay, so Cruz is not an option.
But, he thinks Trump is a moron.
However, he admittedly irrationally hates Hillary....some of it sexist, I think.
So, he says he will stay home in November.

Just wondering what some of you have heard from the repubs in your life.

April 29, 2016

Where's the GOP Indiana polling?

The media has been hyping this primary for two weeks.
Telling us it's the make or break state for Cruz.
And, yet, here we are on Friday with no new repug polls in weeks from Indiana.

April 27, 2016

Let's have some fun....Cruz announcement

Ole Teddy says he will make a major announcement at 4pm today..
Let's speculate on what it might be:

I say that he's leaving his wife and will partner up with new running mate and life partner - Lindsey Graham.

April 25, 2016

Bernie could win 3 out of 5 tomorrow.

The most recent polling on rcp has Bernie ahead or within margin of error in Rhode Island, Delaware, and Connecticut.

April 21, 2016

MSNBC changes Bernie beat reporter

Casey Hunt out
Chris Jansing in

Quite an upgrade, IMHO.
Hunt always seemed bored and stressed the negative.
Jansing is a true pro and plays things down the middle.

April 19, 2016

Ok, New York, as Nina Turner would say....

The cause is right, and the time is now!
Ignore the polls and the pundits.
Vote for Bernie!

April 18, 2016

Who is more loyal - Millenials or African Americans?

Had lunch with a Hillary supporter yesterday.
We were debating who would inspire a bigger turnout in November.
My argument was that African Americans are the most loyal demographic of the Democratic Party base.
Conversely, many Millenials backing Bernie are first time voters that relate to Bernie but have no real strong loyalty to the Dem party.
Therefore, I said it would be a whole lot easier for Bernie to get African Americans that voted for Hillary in the primary to actually turn out and vote for him in November than it would be for Hillary to get Millenials that voted for Bernie in the primary.

She agreed with me. But, she still supports Hillary saying she has the experience, blah blah.

April 16, 2016

Hoping for a post debate/Rome bounce in the polls.

I would think that some of the big polling firms are gathering data in New York this weekend.
How great would it be on Monday morning to see a sizable bounce for Bernie.

April 15, 2016

Bernie's Team might be playing Hillarys Team like a fiddle

Last night, the challenge seems to have been accepted that Hillary would release her Wall Street transcripts after Bernie releases his tax returns.
I think Bernies team wanted just this scenario.
His tax returns won't have anything controversial.
He is one of the least wealthy in the Senate.
I'm looking forward to seeing this play out.
Her transcripts might just be a game changer if they are full of tons of banker praise.

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