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Feeling the Bern

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January 7, 2017

Buzzfeed gave us all what we needed: 520 hours of Shitgibbon speeches in one place

Our lives are now complete

Click the link and tell Buzzfeed just how happy you are to have this fantastic resource available for your listening and viewing pleasure.

Invite your friends and family to listen to the Shitgibbon fart and burp out meaningless drivel while you enjoy group vomits.

Come one, come all. . .thank Buzzfeed for this 520 hour long internet circle jerk. Listen in. . .you too can a be a pivot man!
January 7, 2017

I wonder if Assfaced Shitgibbon reads his Twitter responses. I know he doesn't.

But it is fun cursing him out on it.

When I am bored and have nothing to do, I post on his Twitter. Here are five examples of it:

January 7, 2017

One of my "friends" on facebook decided to "yell" at me for lack of respect for Assfaced Shitgibbon

and his dickhead surrogate Chris Collins from NY (the state I grew up in).

I figured I gave a very pointed response:

Fuck that fucking fucker in the fucking ass with a fucking white hot fucking steel fucking dildo until that fucking fucker's fucking nuts explode into fucking shit and ooze as the fucker fucking lies fucking screaming his fucking fool fucking head off fucking hating his fucking mother for fucking cursing him with the fucking misery of fucking growing the fuck up as fucking Donald fucking Trump, the fucking fuck. And don't fucking forget that fucking miserable little fucking tw-unt, Chris Fucking Collins, that fucking worthless motherfucking fucknut.

I challenged my inner Carlin and Pryor.
January 2, 2017

Motherfucking Assfaced Shitgibbon can't do one thing original. Look at this 1980s political poster

WTF? They keep trying to make America great again, and keep fucking it up.

And dipshit, asshole, idiot, moronic, willfully ignorant Americans keep fucking falling for it.

Why? Because Americans are fucking idiots.
January 1, 2017

I never thought, in my life time, Franklin Pierce would go from the Gold of worst presidents ever

to the Bronze.

Shit, I never thought Chimpy McPlasticTurkey would go from the Gold to the Silver.

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About Feeling the Bern

Principle before party is my belief. Lifelong Democrat, but I have no tolerance for blue dogs, tepid centrists, or weak Democrats that feel apologetic to Republicans. The way to win a political war is to fight the enemy using their tactics against them.

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