The Black Adder (DUer) wanted a song in tune of Hound Dog for Trump's Sex Crap.

I had to oblige, being a Hollywood writer and producer. Enjoy:

You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Fucking all the time
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Schmucking all the time
You ain't never caught VD
But you ain't no friend of mine.

We all know you are low class
Because you are a jerk
We know you put the ass in class
Not because of your smirk
You're a pathetic piece of dog shit
You ain't no friend of mine!

You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Makes me throw up all the time
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
You've never grown up any time
You talk like you're fucking brain dead
Still you ain't no friend of mine.

You're gonna a lose because you're an asshole
And that ain't just a lie (you're a fucktard too)
You thought you could be president
For that, you must be hi (cocaine's a helluva a drug)
Well, you're going to kill the GOP
So now you're a friend of mine (well, not really)

You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Fucking all the time
You ain't nothing but a horn dog
Schmucking all the time
You ain't never caught VD
But you ain't no friend of mine.

Enough of CBS and their Trump Licking. . .maybe ABC isn't blocked in China.

53 Minutes into Spin Alley and CBS finally goes to Clinton/Kaine side

Let's see how long they give them.

What they are saying though:

Kaine did his job, but didn't win, according to Hillary
Why was Kaine so aggressive? He should have more defensive.
Clinton said Pence won on style.
Pence's lies through Kaine off kilter because he had nothing to give back.

Oh, CBS has given 53 minutes to giving Trump a Spin Alley blowjob, but gave Clinton exactly four minutes and its death by 10,000 pinpricks and damning with faint praise!

CBS sucks!

Now, according to CBS and their Trump licking, Kaine is a sexist

Wow. . .projection is amazing. CBS is completely in the Trump tank! I wish I could get another feed of this.

More from undecided morons in Ohio on CBS: Why Kaine Lost in their moron eyes

On why Kaine lost in their eyes: "This debate for Kaine seemed more about attacking."

These people are idiots. The Veep Debate is whose attack dog can do a better job attacking the other top ticket candidate. That's what Veep debates are and always have. These people are stone aged stupid and it's making glad I shave my head bald so I don't pull my hair out of my head listening to their narcissistic and purely pig ignorant drivel!

More from these "undecided voters" from Ohio on CBS

Ohio, it's like Nebraska, only more so. . .and who leads the discussion? GOP flunkie and toad Frank Luntz!

On mute!

CBS's team is completely in Trump's tank. All Trump/Pence all the time. Nothing about Kaine,

and if there is something, it is a slam against them!

CBS is making me vomit, but in China, CBS is all I can get.

On CBS, did these people watch the same debate I watch? WTF are these "undecided" voters think?

Oh my God. . .undecided voter = moron vote!

Newest map from electoral-vote.com

I figure this is how it will all play out as the map is now, except MO and GA will flip. I don't see SC staying that close or even flipping blue and even though Trump is losing ground in Texas, I don't see it flipping blue.

Now, let's get the Senate. There are 13 seats up for grabs on the GOP side.

In Play Senate Seats (DEM = 1, GOP = 13)

KEY
Possible pickup means slim, but a chance to pickup the seat.
Likely pickup means moderate chance to pick up the seat.
Strong pickup means the seat will more than likely flip.

DEM
Nevada - open seat. More than likely a GOP pickup unless the GOTV is there. Likely loss

GOP
AK - Murkowski is in serious trouble. National GOP doesn't like here and she is unpopular in Alaska. Possible Pickup

AZ - McCain is in the fight of his political life. The state GOP has swung WAY to the right and the GOP voter has pretty much abandoned him. He is polling near even in Maricopa County. Likely Pickup

FL - Rubio will be the nominee and he is pretty much despised after being exposed in the presidential primary. This is one for the Democrats to lose. Likely Pickup

IL - Kirk is a political dead man walking. Strong pickup

IN - Open seat where the GOP candidate is running against a Democratic political dynasty. Strong pickup

IA - Grassley is polling poorly, but has been an incumbent since the Civil War ended, so that gives him something. Possible Pickup

KY - Paul looked weak in the primary and was completely exposed. Given the purple nature Kentucky has and the fact the McConnell barely held his seat in last election (as majority leader), Paul is in trouble. Likely Pickup

MO - Who would have thought Roy Blunt would be in trouble? He is in deep now and running against a very strong up and comer. But this is Red Missouri. Possible pickup

NH - Ayotte has a problem she hasn't done well dealing with. . .not appearing too Republican in a state the GOP has really lost control of over the last 20 years. She is polling terribly and running against a strong candidate. Strong Pickup

NC - The anger at the GOP in North Carolina can be measured in gigawatts. Burr might not be able to withstand the voter backlash, especially if his opponent can tie him to the insanity of the state GOP. Likely Pickup

OH - Open seat and the OH GOP is in open civil war with itself and the national party. Trump will depress the GOP turnout and the Democrats will pickup the seat. Strong Pickup

PA - Toomey's reign of error is over. Strong Pickup

WI - Wisconsin's mistake of electing this turd will be rectified in November. Strong Pickup

Final Tally
Democrats will more than likely lose Nevada. So the Democrats would be down to 45 seats.

They have a very, very good chance of picking up Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Ohio, New Hampshire, Indiana, and Illinois. This puts the Democrats at 51 seats.

They have a better than average chance of picking up North Carolina, Kentucky, Florida, and Arizona. I figure of the four states, they will pick up two. North Carolina and Arizona are the two with the strongest possibilities for a pickup. This puts the Democrats at 53 seats.

They have a slim chance of picking up Missouri, Iowa, and Alaska. I figure of the three states, the strongest possibility of a pickup is knocking off Blunt in Missouri. This puts the Democrats cat 56 seats.

That would be a net +8 if this happens. It would be a 52 - 44 - 2 senate (as the two independents caucus with the Democrats in King of Maine and Sanders of Vermont).

Best case Senate scenario is the Democrats sweep the battleground and hold Nevada. That would make the Senate 57 - 39 - 2, which would break the GOP filibusters on judges.

Worst case Senate scenario is we lose all the Possibles and Likelys, lose Nevada and pickup all the Strongs. That would make the Senate 49 - 47 - 2.

It is a better than 50% chance the Democrats will pickup the Senate. The House is another story completely. I just don't see it flipping until the next census and apportionment battle that will ensue after the 2020 Census.