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Feeling the Bern

Feeling the Bern's Journal
Feeling the Bern's Journal
December 12, 2016

A joke in response to Assfaced "I'm so smart, I don't need DIB" Shitgibbon: A joke

The Pope, Assfaced Shitgibbon, LeBron James and a 2nd grader are on an airplane. The pilot has a heart attack and the dies. Instantly, the plane starts to fall to Earth. However, there are four people and only three parachutes.

LeBron takes the first one and says "I am an international celebrity. Millions people look up to me. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps.

Assfaced Shitgibbon takes the second and says "I am the greatest president ever, and the smartest." He jumps.

The Pope looks at the 2nd grader and says "My child, I'm old and lived a long life. You take the last one. I am ready to meet God."

The 2nd grader smiles and says, "Your holiness, we both can live. The 'smartest, greatest president ever' took my backpack."

December 12, 2016

Check in if you feel the same way I do: I will never respect the Shitgibbon ever, ever, ever!

I won't even call him by his name. He is Comrade Shitgibbon. We are told to respect the office.

Check in if you will give that leather faced piss jar as much respect over the next four (unless his Happy Gilmore ass gets impeached and convicted) years as I will.

December 9, 2016

No. I will not call him president. No, I will not "respect the office." No, I will not give him a

chance.

No, I will not listen to his agenda

No, I will not give him the benefit of the doubt

No, I will not change my mind that Jefferson and Jackson were wrong about giving the common man the vote

No, I will not change my mind that the electoral college was a bad idea when Hamilton suggested it

No, I will not accept my "rejection" by the American people because only 1/4 of the American people voted against me, and of those that voted, I got more votes.

No, I will not accept authoritarianism or the believe that "he is my president." See the first "no" statement I made

No, I will not give "your side" respect because your side is made up of racists, bigots, sexist homophobes, klansmen and Neo-Nazis

No, I will not say "alt-right." I will say what you are: anti-American fuckwits.

No, I will not support the police. Especially when they get away with murder and have no problems doing the bidding of corporate America. We all know who they protect and serve now. Ask the Sioux.

No, I will not support the troops, since that is nothing more than a mask for "support the war." And I will not support wars.

No, I will not be bipartisan. Fuck that. You motherfuckers weren't under Obama, why should I be now?

(a self criticism) No, I will not be nice because Bernie Sanders is a nice guy (and I support him). I am me. I loathe those people. I loathe everything about him. And if politics would allow it, I do believe Bernie would call Trump, his supporters, his voters, his surrogates and his handlers fucking Nazi motherfuckers.

No, I will not temper my language when it comes to racism. I don't care the age of the racist. I don't care the sex of the racist. I don't care any more. All racists deserve the "boot to the head" treatment. Don't like it? You can lay on the ground. We Jews did that and six million of us were exterminated while the rest of the world looked on. We were also subjected to pogroms, inquisition, expulsions from countries, forced conversations, torture, beatings, genocide, murder, and the rest of the world didn't care. Black people were treated the same way, and still are. No one cared then, no one cared now. Then look out gays and lesbians. Matthew Sheppard anyone?

No, love does not conquer hate. Making people who are racists and sexists realize the error of their thinking through the same tactics they use against "un-American" types. Sorry, sometimes, you need to get down to their level and off the liberal high horse.

No, I will not stop thinking this is a war for the soul and future of our country. And we are losing!

Basically, I will give the Republicans and this Orange haired, cheeto faced shitgibbon, his trophy trollop (who told us how hard it was growing up a black woman in Chicago), the adult demon spawns of Hell he calls his children, or anything somewhat attached to him.

Even if he were the second coming of FDR and brought about an America that I wished we were, I still wouldn't support him. Fuck him. Fuck his third trophy. Fuck their bastard offspring (the adult ones). Fuck their supporters. Fuck their sycophants. Fuck anyone who gave him money.

And, to be honest, if anyone has a problem with my language or the caustic nature of this post. . .you know where to go to. As fast as you can. I am so sick of being nice.

November 30, 2016

Jewish Teens Birthday Ruined As Friends Make Swastika Cupcakes

Source: Huff Post

An Arizona mother said she hopes cruel birthday cupcakes given to her teenage daughter will become a “teachable moment” about the horrors of the Holocaust.

Deborah Muller, of Paradise Valley, said her daughter’s 14th birthday party this month included cupcakes that guests were allowed to frost. Two girls, who Muller said are friends of her daughter, decorated cupcakes with chocolate swastikas, even though the birthday girl is Jewish, according to KPNX-TV.

Muller said in a now-deleted Facebook post that the girls told her they did it to “be funny.” She said the teens all recently learned about the Holocaust in school, and were aware of the symbol’s meaning.

The girls uploaded photos of the swastika cupcake to Snapchat, according to Phoenix New Times.



Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/swastika-cupcakes-birthday-gift_us_583df40ee4b04fcaa4d562a6



MY state of Arizona. Any DUer that gets butthurt when I slam another state's bullshit, remember: I'm from fucking Arizona!

Why don't these people do this to me? Is being 6'2", 245 lbs and being able to bench 385 really enough to keep these trump licking racist turds at arm's length? I know I am overseas now, but back in Arizona, no one dared try this with me.
November 29, 2016

In the LBN section of the front page, 7 out of the 8 stories are all about hate crimes

Welcome to the New Amerikkka!

You trumper motherfuckers must be proud. I'm tired of being told to respect these people and their bullshit.

Fuck people who call it alt-right! It's racist nationalism!
Fuck those that look for equivalency. The difference between the GOP and the Democrats has never been more apparently.
Fuck you in the media who are spineless cheerleaders, starting with those assholes as ABC and that worthless Fuckie Toad.

IF this is what my country has become, I'm glad I left for greener pastures a long time ago and moved overseas.

Oh, and as much as it hurts me to say this: Fuck Bernie Bots who are still fighting the Democrats. As a tried and true Bernie Sanders socialist, it's over and the bigger enemy is that fascist shitgibbon about to occupy the White House.

November 25, 2016

Time to be a buzzkill: While we all get our turkey for Thanksgiving,

let's stop and remember all the people that have been fucked over by the country that we conveniently whitewash over at this time of gluttony, namely the Native Americans.

My mother is 100% full blooded Mohawk. She sarcastically calls Thanksgiving either "National Holiday for the Whitewashing of Native American Extermination" or "National Native American Cultural Genocide and Mass Murder Day."

While we all "give thanks," remember how the Native Americans are still fighting the lies of white Government's promise of sovereignty in North Dakota against a militarized police force doing the bidding of its governmental and corporate masters.

Gobble Gobble!

November 22, 2016

Alt-Right gives them political validity. Can we please stop saying it? Fascist Nazi is more apropos

I know the media will keep saying alt-right because the Nazi fascist racist is now mainstream in American (yet again).

November 20, 2016

Trump 'postpones' Israel trip after Netanyahu criticism

Source: CNN

Donald Trump said Thursday that he is postponing his trip to Israel, just a day after Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu condemned his proposal to ban U.S. travel for all Muslims.

"I have decided to postpone my trip to Israel and to schedule my meeting with @Netanyahu at a later date after I become President of the U.S.," Trump tweeted.

Read more: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/10/politics/donald-trump-postpones-israel-trip/index.html



It says last year, but I think this is more recent.

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Principle before party is my belief. Lifelong Democrat, but I have no tolerance for blue dogs, tepid centrists, or weak Democrats that feel apologetic to Republicans. The way to win a political war is to fight the enemy using their tactics against them.
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