Just when you think the final frontier of filbert fantasies has been traversed, along comes Michael Savage. Michael is a guiding light to the “Conspiracies-R-Us” crowd, possibly only outshined by Alex Jones and the king himself, Glenn Beck. And let me tell you, the competition between these three is stiff.

Michael has a brand new twist in a fable that has making the rounds of the wing-nut wacko circuit. You know, the one where the Big O has Justice Scalia whacked for whatever the reason du jour happens to be. Michael has figured out who done it.

Well, in fairness, Michael didn’t actually figure it out all by his lonesome. He was tipped off by…….wait for it……..a supermarket tabloid. But not just any supermarket tabloid, this came straight from the (nether) mouth of the Big Daddy of them all – The National Enquirer.

What a fucking tool.

Just a few weeks ago, West Virginians passed a law overriding the cruel, barbaric raw milk prohibition that’s plagued the state for years. To mark the occasion, these same dairy-loving lawmakers downed what else but a tall glass of milk—raw and dirty just like god intended. In totally unrelated news, a bunch of West Virginia lawmakers are now suffering from a severe stomach illness.

While some claim that it’s “just a coincidence,” health officials have launched a probe looking into the situation after an anonymous complaint was filed at the state Department of Health and Human Resources.

assholes on parade.