Thus is the ethos of today's Republican party.

Notre Président est un imbécile.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Justice Brian Hagedorn. If you're on DU, Brian Hagedorn almost assuredly hates you.

Gay? Have a gay friend? A gay child you haven't disowned? Brian Hagedorn HATES you. He helped found a Christian school that fires teachers and expels students for being gay.

Had a baby out of wedlock? Poor? Receive any kind of public assistance? Brian Hagedorn HATES you. He loves your fetus but your baby's freeloading.


Jewish? Muslim? Buddhist? Atheist? Agnostic? Christian but not fundamentalist? Brian Hagedorn REALLY REALLY HATES YOU! He has stated that freedom of religion includes freedom for Christians to harass, fire, verbally assault and basically destroy every member of every other faith (or non-faith).


Got raped? Had an abortion? Brian Hagedorn hates you and thinks you should die! He has stated that the constitution would allow for a law to be passed that calls for the death penalty for a doctor performing an abortion or a woman receiving one... were such a law to be passed in, say, Wisconsin, wink wink.

Basically unless you are a far-right white fundamentalist God-fearing evangelical exactly like him, Brian Hagedorn hates you.


So, while signs of hope spring up around the rest of the Rust Belt, we cheeseheads once again prove we're too fucking stupid to have nice things. I hereby propose that if we ever have another nuclear weapon test, it be carried out over this fucking state I call home.

That is all.

Gay? Have a gay friend? A gay child you haven't disowned? Brian Hagedorn HATES you.

Had a baby out of wedlock? Poor? Receive any kind of public assistance? Brian Hagedorn HATES you.


Jewish? Muslim? Buddhist? Atheist? Agnostic? Christian but not fundamentalist? Brian Hagedorn REALLY REALLY HATES YOU!


Got raped? Had an abortion? Brian Hagedorn hates you and thinks you should die!

Basically unless you are a far-right white fundamentalist God-fearing evangelical exactly like him, Brian Hagedorn hates you.


That is all.