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Breakdown of trump voters...the dumb, the numb and the scum.

The F'ing lunatic is trying to rile up the Pennsyltuckians now! (I'm allowed to say that. I

live in PA.)

On this Mother's Day......

On this Mother's Day as we honor our Mother,
It may be a time that will be like no other.
Perhaps it's a time when we can be reflective
And cherish all that is good, putting life in perspective.
Life's full of changes and though we may be apart,
The love between mother and child lives forever deep in
The heart.

Can a despicable, reptilian, evil incarnate cretin get the coronavirus? Asking for a friend!

Leadership: A smart leader, surrounds herself/himself with those who are

smarter than her/him.

I've figured out why Deborah Birx wears a scarf every day-so she can quickly stuff

it in her mouth to prevent her from yelling "YOU TOTAL FUCKING MORON!".

Wondering if the "My Pillow" a-hole is getting the small business money. Seems like his

stupid commercials are longer.

MY STORY, Episode 2 - I'm having a very productive day......

I'm having a very productive day.
I clipped my toenails and threw them away.
I'm keeping a log of the chores that I do.
By the end of next week, I'll be up around two.
Oldest Son called from the west coast.
Said I'm on Facebook too much and do too many posts.
Told him his previous statement he just contradicted.
If he sees all my posts, he's also addicted.
Second Son calls to ask if we have any beer.
He'll come down for a pickup because he lives near.
Mom, can you disinfect cans and put outside the door?
I say no problem, Son, I'll do that for sure.
I look out the window, I see him and ask
How can he drink beer when he's wearing a mask!
I'm beginning to think I have serious issues.
I've fallen in love with a new box of tissues.
While toilet paper has been on a roll,
Trying to find it has taken its toll.
Since the state stores in Pennsylvania have closed,
A heinous act that our governor imposed,
And covid-19 has brought on social distance,
My desire for wine needs some stockpile assistance.
So up to the Giant Store I go around noon
To buy lots of my cabernet, brand Smoking Loon.
As I grabbed three bottles and then three more,
The cashier tells me I can only buy four!
As a certified wino, I know my rights!
Four bottles would barely last me two nights.
I bit my tongue before it was too late.
To leave the store wineless would be a terrible fate!
Last night I made breakfast and we had it for dinner.
My omelet muffins were really a winner.
I made a dozen so I could store some away.
My husband ate seven. What more can I say.

The Confusion Illusion! White House Coronavirus briefing throws out a gazillion statistical

bullshit numbers and when over, the Confusion Illusion!

The idiot just said the governors can do swabs themselves. Help me Jesus!

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