Miles Archer
Miles Archer's JournalLeaked schedule for A.G. Barr review of Mueller report with Trump (could be fake, since I wrote it)
11 AM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the first half of page one
11:10 AM: Break for juice box and pop tarts
11:30 AM: Sock puppets finish re-enactment of page one
11:40 AM: Poop break
12:00 PM: The "Everyone who's indicted, take one step forward" game
12:10 PM: White House Staff gathers to applaud and laugh heartily as Trump dances around in a circle proclaiming "I'm not indicted, I'm not indicted, I'm not indicted, NO COLLUSION!"
12:30: Break for Juice Box, chocolate chip cookies, and belly rubs from Sean Hannity as he asks "Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?"
12:45 PM: Poop break
1:00 PM: Trump phone call to Kim Jong Un, in which he asks "How do you say "NO COLLUSION" in Chinese?"
1:15 PM: Conference call with Tucker Carlson, Jeanine Pirro, David Duke, and Playboy's 2010 Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk
1:30 PM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the first half of page two
1:40 PM: Two Quarter Pounders with Cheese, fries, Diet Coke, two fried apple pies
2:00 PM: Poop time
2:10 PM: EXECUTIVE TIME
4:10 PM: Sock puppet re-enactment of the second half of page two
4:20 PM: KFC break
4:45 PM: Poop time
5:00 PM: EXECUTIVE TIME
Devin Nunes is "gonna come after you" if you "defame" him on Twitter. Lawsuits every two weeks.
Nunes made the remarks during an interview with Mark Levin, where he discussed his lawsuit against Twitter. It was pointed out by The Democratic Coalition, a left-leaning PAC, on Wednesday evening.
Sorry you just dont get to defame politicians and put it out on Twitter anymore, the California lawmaker said. I mean, you can do it. But Im gonna come after you.
During the interview, the California lawmaker promised to file more lawsuits in the coming weeks, likely what he was referring to when he said he could come after people. He said he expects suits to be filed about every two weeks.
Im going to go after all these fake news stories, and these social media giantsor the tech oligarchs as I call themand Im going to go after them. The only way I have to do it is through the courts, he said.
https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/devin-nunes-twitter-come-after/
Little Lindsey thinks TreyGhazi on the SCOTUS would be super. Just super.
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/lindsey-graham-pitches-trump-putting-clinton-investigator-trey-gowdy-supreme-court/
During a keynote speech given at a fundraising dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) made a pitch for President Donald Trump to put former House Oversight Committee chairman Trey Gowdy (R-SC) on the Supreme Court when the next seat opens up.
During a speech where Graham also vowed to open another investigation of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as the crowd cheered Lock her up Graham singled out Gowdy who was also in attendance at the gala and had been seen talking to the president.
Politico reports Graham gave a shout-out to Gowdy, who represented Grahams state of South Carolina in the House until earlier this year. When Graham jokingly asked the crowd whether they wanted to see Gowdy on the Supreme Court, the guests applauded.
Graham also joked about Trumps decision to move the U.S. embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, telling the laughing crowd, There will be a Trump hotel there in 10 years.
The comments section of Devin Nunes' tweets has gone full bovine. That boy effed up.
Go here:
...and take a look at the replies.
Fresno County GOP cancels Nunes "honorary dinner."
Organizers confirmed to the Bee that they are trying to reschedule the event that would also have honored Rep. David Valadao and former state Sen. Andy Vidak (both of whom lost re-election bids last year).
Twitter users including Andy Lassner, an executive producer for The Ellen Show tweeted about the event, joking that it would be funny if people bought tickets and showed up to the event to moo at Nunes.
Im not saying it would be hilarious if folks in Fresno showed up to this event just to moo, Lassner tweeted. Im not saying that at all.
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/devin-nunes-honorary-dinner-cancelled-fresno-gop/
CONFIRMED: No more Mueller indictments
Just now on MSNBC. Confirmed by the Justice Department.
Reporters in Florida "told to stick around till 7:30."
Just now on Chuck Todd's show.
So Trump may make a statement, or he may not.
My guess is that if he does, you can engage in your "no collusion" take-a-shot drinking game, if you wish.
Rick Wilson tweet: "There's a rumor something is about to break...don't get ahead of yourself..."
Video of him on set at Nicolle Wallace's show, saying he may or may not be on because they are standing by for something big, but to his credit adds "Don't get ahead of yourself."
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1109195731389288448
Lindsey Graham's approval among Republicans up by 23% since joining the Trump Human Centipede.
Theres no shortage of speculation as to what caused Grahams metamorphosis, and as we recently discussed, there are even occasional conspiracy theories about Trump having something damaging on the senator, which the president uses to extort Graham into compliance.
The truth is simpler.
Regarding U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham, his approval rating among Republicans has continued to rise, it now stands at 74% in the Winthrop Poll. Only 25% of Democrats polled support Graham.
Grahams approval has benefited from his defense of, and alignment with, President Trump. While Grahams numbers used to lag those of other Republicans among GOP identifiers, since he has taken up the Presidents banner on most every issue, his approval among Republicans in South Carolina has steadily risen, [Dr. Scott Huffmon, Winthrop poll director] said.
A year ago, Grahams approval among South Carolina Republicans was 51%, and there was a very real chance the senator would face a primary rival ahead of his 2020 re-election bid.
Today, his approval among South Carolina Republicans is 74% and the chatter about a primary challenge has disappeared.
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/poll-answers-the-what-happened-lindsey-graham-question?cid=sm_npd_ms_tw_ma
Trump wants you to think about ISIS "before you destroy your lives and the lives of your family!"
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@realDonaldTrump
ISIS uses the internet better than almost anyone, but for all of those susceptible to ISIS propaganda, they are now being beaten badly at every level....
9:15 AM - 22 Mar 2019
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1109126357852786690
Donald J. Trump
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@realDonaldTrump
....There is nothing to admire about them, they will always try to show a glimmer of vicious hope, but they are losers and barely breathing. Think about that before you destroy your lives and the lives of your family!
9:15 AM - 22 Mar 2019
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1109126359861944322
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Name: Miles ArcherGender: Male
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