Our names aren't Tom or Greg, but the yard does look like the 18th green. Half our neighbors don't talk to us due to the lawn and gardens. I was unaware it's a contest.

I have to admit, the evil side of me wants to put up a sign that says, "You're welcome for the property value increase."

You can actually assume that the questions were skewed to begin with and the reality is far worse for the Republicans.

where I could buy my spoof Gay AIDS Power Ring. Maybe something with a faux sharp tooth set into it?

It would have to be tastefully done in leather, of course.

Not really, of course, but I hate that you get that.

I pay $55 per month for 1.5 Mbps.

So you pay $0.25 per Mbps and get access 67 times faster than I do.

I pay $36.67 per Mbps.

And they should reflect on the fact that somebody they consider an empty dress is currently polling ahead of the (arguably) fourth or fifth most powerful politician in the US.

Really, the comment doesn't say much for Mitch's capabilities, does it?