For the first time, I 100% agree with Trump

Trump bragged in his UN speech that his administration has done great things, much more than any presidential administration ever. When the audience laughed at this, Trump said in response to a reporter that it was meant to be a joke. I 100% agree with him, his administration is a joke.

Hillary Clinton Tells Colbert 'I Never Had To Steal A Treaty' Off Obama's Desk

By Andy McDonald/Huffington Post/09/22/2018 04:13 pm ET

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has worn many hats over the course of her storied career, but one job she never had was babysitting a president.

Clinton appeared on “The Late Show With Stephen Colbert” on Friday and weighed in on many issues facing the country, from the sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh to a president potentially being subpoenaed or even indicted.

She also discussed why she thinks our democracy is in crisis, explaining the dramatic shift in philosophy and attitude from President Barack Obama’s tenure to that of President Donald Trump.

“So you never had to steal a treaty off [Obama’s] desk,” Colbert joked. He was referring to journalist Bob Woodward’s new book, Fear: Trump in the White House, in which Woodward says staffers repeatedly removed documents from Trump’s desk, fearing the consequences of his impulsive decisions.

“I never had to steal a treaty off his desk, no,” Clinton replied.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hilary-clinton-never-had-to-steal-a-treaty-off-obamas-desk-trump-colbert_us_5ba68375e4b0375f8f9d8495

Trump in New Bern, North Carolina....

He is handing out hot food to residents in New Bern, up close and personal, shaking hands with them and engaging in conversation. When he was in Puerto Rico he threw paper towels at them behind barriers.

Who is this racist pos on Morning Joe? The fast talking dark hair guy

Do you think Cuomo can win in 2024 if he runs for potus?

Wonder why this person revealed what they were doing to Trump ?

Sad news from Minnesota...

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 51.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man, and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough and three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funereal was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day or kneading a lift.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/55nt9r/sad_news_from_minnesota/

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Please caption this selfie!!!

"Turn him/her over to the government!!"

ROFLMAO!!


He thinks he's Henry the 8th!!!