Let's correct Romney.

Seeing the profit margins of petroleum companies.

Corporations are people my friend.."

Corporations are people my friend. You know that friend who stiffs you on rent, steals your food from the refrigerator, always forgets his wallet when the tab comes due, leaves the door ajar so your dog gets loose, borrows your car and leaves it with no gas, and microwaves tuna while you have guests over.

Yeah--that "friend."

Will Clark homered in his first MLB AB. Who was the pitcher?

Nolan Ryan.

I bet Will stood 8 feet from the plate against Ryan the rest of his career.

Sick of this phrase...

"Sincerely Held Belief"

Instructions: Use these phrase in front of any prejudice you want to cling to, or use it in front of right you want to deny others.
Use of this will indemnify you against court rulings.

MAGA Zombie Pols would have counter-programed this.

You know, if you

neighbors have more guns than books, consider moving

If you have the means.

Announcer: "That left his bat with an exit velocity 104 MPH.

For the love of Ruth, Williams, and Aaron could you just say it was a smash up the middle.

Get off my infield.

Most career HRS by a player who homered on their first AB in the Majors.

Gary Gaetti-361 HRS.

Sitting on my porch by myself

I looked up to the glass door, saw my reflection, and noted my posture was way too close to manspreading.

Even alone I was disgusted.

Went inside.

The last individual to have appeared for the St. Louis Browns played until 1967.

None other than Don Larsen.

Wisdom from the Internets

Read today. The racism saturating our country is borne out by how many rejected health care offered by a black President, but accepted treason by a white one.

Nothing but truth.