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Name a pet peeve, go!

People who respond to your thank you by saying "no problem."

Shitler's screaming "look at your 401ks" is the new

I make the trains run on time.

History has seen this act before. Not so long ago.

Sure fire to keep criminals from using your stolen credit card.

Keep it maxed out!

When it's 114 degrees in Phoenix, and your idling in your car,

the shade thrown by a tall truck at an intersection is most appreciated.

Drumpt arsons the economy with his tariffs and tax cuts

and calls on the Fed fire department to put out his economic Trumpster Fire.

If the economy tanks I expect him to try and demote the Fed Chief.

The following article explains the arcane rules surrounding how Drumpt might try and demote the Fed Chief. And how getting rid of him is different from trying to fire a Fed Governor (probably can't be done).

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/20/us/politics/trump-fed-chairman-powell.html

What do you call a dinosaur in high heels?

A my-feet-are-saurous.

Brainy humor

An amygdala walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, don't come in here looking for trouble."



Where we stand as a Country.

Someone asks me did you about the gun massacre?

I say, which one?

The bartender said,

"Sorry, we don't serve time travelers."

Two time travelers walked into a bar.

Baseball trying out "Steal 1st Base Rule"

A batter may run to first base on any count not "caught in flight" by the catcher, similar to the dropped third strike rule. Currently being tried out in The Atlantic League.

So, if you are up, and a wild pitch is thrown, or there is a passed ball, take off for 1st.

Have to think about this one.

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