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Callmecrazy

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February 28, 2013

Calling all poets!

I heard a great limerick today and wanted to share.

There once was a man named McQueen,
Who invented a wanking machine.
Concave and convex,
To fit either sex,
And remarkably easy to clean.




Anybody else got a good one?

February 27, 2013

A question for the Trekkies...

Who was the better Captain? Kirk or Picard?
I'll say Kirk. He took on a Greek God. And won.

February 24, 2013

Anyone here been told they have a famous twin?

I'll start.
In my youth I was told I looked a lot like Ralph Macchio (The Karate Kid). After seeing him on Dancing With the Stars recently, I still do.

February 23, 2013

So what's for breakfast?

Mine was a mix of scrambled eggs, peppers, onions, chopped bacon, lots of cheddar cheese and a splash of salsa wrapped in a tortilla with coffee and bagel with cream cheese.

Now I'm off to South Beach for the Wine and Food Festival

February 22, 2013

Just got home from work and it hit me...

IT'S FRIDAY!!!
My weekend has officially begun.
Just showered and I can't decide; Shorts or swim trunks?
(it's 87 degrees here in Fort Lauderdale- eat your heart out Wichita)
I think swim trunks. Take a quick dip in the pool and then marinate in the warm sun.
Maybe a nice rib-eye on the grill for dinner and then go out to the casino and try my luck.
Going to the South Beach Food and Wine Festival this weekend and maybe play some golf on Sunday.
Life is beautiful and I live it to the fullest.
So what are your plans this weekend?
February 20, 2013

posted this on my facebook

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=3839807694288&set=pcb.3839812174400&type=1&relevant_count=2

I asked them if I could take pictures of their signs and post them on the internet. They said sure so here they are.
The people are from LaRouchePAC.com. They also shoved about six double-sided pages of literature in my hand covering topics like impeaching our President for criminal complicity in the murder of U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens, and calling for a full congressional probe of Obama's drone killing and Benghazi cover-up. Comparing him to Hitler for making recess appointments. A call for impeaching a President for using military force without Congressional approval or input. And lastly a call for Congress to restore the Glass-Steagall Act (which I don't really have a problem with). I told them I was on my lunch break (true) and that I would like to interview them. Would they be here tomorrow? Yes they will. I'm going to try to video it to share with everyone here. I would like to debate these people, not berate them so I need some input. I need some factual talking points to present to these people to show them how misguided they are. To show them how futile their goal is. I mean come on, impeach the President for doing his job? I want comments that will change the look on their face as I(we) watch and make them realize how foolish they look standing out there.

I welcome all comments,

Mike
February 15, 2013

You know what I really miss here on DU?...

The DUzy's.
Who took, excuse me, borrowed the DUzy's and didn't bring them back?
Please, can we get them back? Since they've been gone I have found the tone of some discussions have taken a hostile tone. I think bringing them back will challenge some people to be a little more, I don't know, funny. Showing a funny side of the conversation to maybe make the weekly list.

Thoughts anyone?

February 12, 2013

I think I may have a stalker...

A "secret admirer" just sent me a heart.

I should probably go comb my hair or something.

Mouthwash wouldn't bring any objections either.

Standing a little closer to the razor wouldn't hurt.

Or the toilet.

Was it the woman who was following me in the check out line at Walmart?

Or the other woman that told me to "move my ass" at the traffic light?

I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight. This is so exciting!

I have to call my mother.


A big thank you to my secret admirer. My life is now more fulfilling because of you!

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Name: Michael
Gender: Male
Hometown: Las Vegas, Na
Home country: USofA
Current location: North Port, Fl.
Member since: Mon Jul 9, 2012, 02:31 PM
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