The mark of a true and faithful Pastafarian--instead of consuming dry crackers, we slurped down a bowl of oily, sauced noodles, then we feel the peace from our communion with our lord, FSM. We fall into a deep, holy sleep, proof we've been genuinely touched by the spirit of His Noodley goodness. Christians can't do that in church.

I just realized this group is here. Someone in a general discussion challenged me to subscribe and here I am! Home at last! Been on DU for a long time...since the Bush years. Not sure when I became a member. It was prolly about the same time I became a Pastafarian. Anyway, I'm here now. Where are y'all, fellow Pasta worshipers?