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"You Cant Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M."


Despite being exposed to myriad odd stories, one of the biggest, most common, and frothiest contributors to our WTF stories is none other than Rick Santorum. The man has done so many WTF-worthy things that Im starting to think hes going out of his way to make everyone think hes a nutjob.
His newest campaign move is no different.
Mr. Frothy-Mix recently launched a new campaign thing (strategy, move, misstep, blunder, horror, etc). And, much like his last name, the title of this measure is just incredibly unfortunate.
Its called Conservatives Unite Moneybomb. Literally C.U.M. I mean really. Like what?

I mean, really, you couldn't even make this shit up. It sounds like a fucking article from The Onion.

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