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Name: Bruce Poindexter Wayne
Gender: Male
Hometown: Gotham City
Home country: USA
Current location: stately Wayne Manor
Member since: Fri Jan 6, 2012, 06:22 PM
Number of posts: 692

About Me

I don't like crime. I don't like guns. I'm a 1%er, so I am VERY underground with my social set.

Journal Archives

E, H, K, L, N, and T are all endorsing candidates smarter than themselves

Clint Eastwood, I salute your balls. Now everyone else, get the hell out.

It occurred to me yesterday, my Maserati is basically a Corvette for grown-ups.

But then again, couldn't you say the same about my Alfa?

Newt Gingrich Pointing At Things Condescendingly: a technical diagnosis

Ass seen right here. Quite funny (and a little bit edifying).

e.g. ...

Gingrich: Luddite 'Elites' Promoting Attacks by Killer Robots

Today on The Gotham Today Show, Newt Gingrich said that an intolerant “elite” made up of “Luddite judges" and "illiterate professors” are trying to promote a “radical take over of all fifty states of planet Earth” by "elitist killer liberal robots." Gingrich, who told John Hagee’s church that America may soon be “a robot infested country, potentially one dominated by uneducated lesbians,” said that there was a conspiracy between the Justice Department, Oprah Winfrey, Carl Sagan, organized labor, Seal Team 6, and the little purple ocelot who lives in his head and plays the violent incessantly (sick) to “begin to enforce the destruction of all technology in America by an army of giant robots, built by Nazis and left dormant on the dark side of moon until discovered by a liberal-dominated NASA in 1969.”



Gingrich: Well, I think that we have to really, from my perspective, you don’t have an issue of robot tolerance; you have a Luddite elite who built these robots to bring radical change, certainly by radical Nazi liberals intent on redistributing wealth and forcing all of America to live their oppressive homosexual vegetarian lifestyle. Secular bigots who control our universities won't tell you this, but vegetarianism was started by Hitler as part of the Eugenics movement in the 1930s in order to drive barbecue out of public life and to suppress Arthur Godfrey's music. Hypocrites in the US Justice Department deny this, but when you attack Arthur Godfrey, you attack everyone's free speech... and specifically free sing. Censorship. I think that’s just an amazing concept frankly."


Gingrich interrupted his comments when he recieved reports that his wife, Callista, had contracted a cold while out on the campaign trail. The former Speaker immediately rushed from the studio to go update his status on Match.com.


Jewelry Heist at La Palmera

[font face="Berlin Sans FB" size="5"] Jewelry Heist at La Palmera [/font]

[font face="times new roman" size="1"]Posted: Jan 17, 2012 11:05 AM CST [/font]

[font face="times new roman" size="2"]FROM THE CORPUS CHRISTI POLICE DEPARTMENT - Occurred 1/15/2012, 9:50 AM Theft 5488 SPID[/font]

[font face="Baskerville Old Face" size="3"]Officers responded to the La Palmera Mall where they contacted the owner of a Jewelry kiosk. The booth had been burglarized, and over $25,000 worth of jewelry was reported taken. The suspect, described as a 40 to 50-year-old male, was seen leaving the mall in what appeared to be a Ford Expedition.

The CCPD is asking anyone with information on this theft to call Crime Stoppers at 888-TIPS, or log on at www.888tips.com. The information provided could earn you a cash reward.[/font]


Dammit, if only I coulda been there. Sounds like a Cobblepot job. Or maybe Waylon Jones... he always goes south during the winter. I can't be everywhere, but dammit, if I'da been there, I'd be all like BAF!! CRASH!! BIFF!!! POW!!! on their asses.

Ah the voice of ignorance.

Turkey's going to be one of the three most important (and possibly one of the three most powerful) nations in the late 21st Century. We would alienate them to the peril of our foriegn policy's effectiveness. Some of their moves are troubling. They remind me of a particularly problematic colleague of mine in a certain exclusive club I've belonged to over the years. Let's just say this colleague had significantly different operating parameters than the majority of the "club" members.

She was, of course, difficult to work with at times. Always flying off here, flapping around there, pushing the envelope of appropriate boundaries for club activities. I obviously can't go into details here. But in the long run, the group's cohesion and operational effectiveness was enhanced more by having her inside the tent spitting out than outside the tent spitting in (to paraphrase a Texan far wiser than Governor Perry). Therefor we, as a group, did what was necessary to engage and redirect this unacceptable behavior toward more profitable ends. Turkey is no different from our "hawkish" colleague in this--proactive engagement and gentle redirecting of a sturdy, if divergent, ally is always far preferable than confronting and coming into conflict with a roguish ex-affiliate.

Perry suffers from delusions of American omnipotence--always the hallmark of a petty, irrational mindset. God forbid he should ever become president, because the next step down that fool's path is his suffering from delusions of American relevance in a rapidly changing world.

Seriously, is it hi•RO•shi•ma or HEE•ro•SHEE•ma?

and while you're at it, let me know if you found this out...

1- by reading it
2- because that's the way your teacher/parent/History Channel narrator always said it
3- by actually speaking Japanese
4- from just following your gut instincts established by the way you read stuff off the menu while ordering sushi

Inquiring minds, as usual, want to know

A well armed society is a polite society, they say.

I would argue "a disarmed society" instead, but then again I'm hardly objective when it comes to guns.

But did you know about the Hall and Oates Emergency Hotline?

This beats the hell out of the hotline I gotta use.

To be fair, Mitt really is a job creator.

Think about the people who print up the pink slips, not to mention all the accountants needed to shut down and liquidate those factories Bain bought, disassembled and dumped the workers out of.

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