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Name: Harvey the Rabbit
Gender: Male
Hometown: New England
Home country: USA
Current location: Hollywood
Member since: Wed Aug 3, 2011, 01:52 PM
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About Me

Nixon was a fucking crook. As a teenager I marched on the UN in 1982 with a million other people demanding we get rid of the threat of nuclear weapons hanging over our heads. Since then I've worked to get Democrats elected like John Aristotle Phillips, known as the A-Bomb Kid when he ran for Congress against Stuart McKinney in CT in the 80's (we lost twice) through the Obama campaign in 2008 and 2012. I want to legalize cannabis, reform our prison for profit system, cut our military budget, get out of Afghanistan and push solar energy panels into every building in the USA.

Journal Archives

Fuck you Chuck Todd and MTP Daily! They just had a former DEA guy on spouting reefer madness

Todd didn't even debate him.
Just let him go off on how bad cannabis is and it's still a federal illegal drug and fuck you.
No counterpoint, alternative spokesman to debate any points
Just 8 minutes of anti drug legalization pro drug war bullshit
Chuck Todd you are an asshole.

Even Mike Pence's plane is trying to run away from the Trump campaign.

"Mike, come with me if you want to live...."

President Donald Trump's Daily Security Briefing...

A group of US military, FBI, NSA, and CIA officers enter the Oval Office and approach President Trump who is sitting behind his desk tweeting on his phone.

ARMY GENERAL: Mr President, it's time for your daily briefing.

TRUMP: Let me finish this tweet. Rosie O'Donnell was complaining about the 19% unemployment rate. (he presses send button) That will teach her. Someone remind me to audit her taxes after lunch. What are you people doing here?

ARMY GENERAL: Mr President, it's time for your daily briefing.

TRUMP: Fine. Get on with it.

CIA MAN: Russia has moved two divisions onto the German border.

TRUMP: Of course, it's OctoberFest. The best beer.

NSA OFFICIAL: North Korea tested 2 nukes last night, on Japan.

TRUMP: I told them to get their own nukes.

FBI AGENT: ISIS has taken over Israel.

TRUMP: You people call this a briefing! What's going on with my hotels? What is the occupancy at the Doral Resort? Are we getting full rate at the Old Post Office Hotel?

ARMY GENERAL: Mr President, we need to deal with these security threats. We're going to mobilize a Navy strike force in the Mediterranean Sea.

TRUMP: Has anyone even visited the open house for that condo I'm selling in Boca? Get out here. I need to call Ivanka for a real briefing.

The men leave the Oval Office. Trump turns to his speaker phone on the desk. The light on the button indicates an open phone line.

TRUMP: You get all that Vladimir?

A voice from the speaker replies.

PUTIN: Got it.

The End

So Donald Trump plagarized the Melania joke about plagarism.

This is why irony and satire are dying folks.

Donald Trump just learned why it's called Breitbart.com, not Breitbart.comedy.

"When they go low, we go high." Well done Hillary!

She Killed it at the Al Smith Dinner
He stunk up the place and Hillary took the high road and gave a speech that uplifted the room.


He has no handlers.
The biggest train wreck Ive ever seen on stage.

and they are booing Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Holy cow he can't do anything right

Trump didn't lose any debates, Hillary WON them all by being Presidential, prepared

and totally awesome in every way.
Yes Trump was bad but she would have beaten any of the 15 people trump beat for the GOP nomination on those stages too.
Don't let them downgrade her victories here because he's an idiot.
Actually her victory here is greater because he didn't play by any rules of decency whatsoever.

Relax, Trump will give a much in demand concession speech....

The catch is you're going to have to buy it on pay-per-view.
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