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Wolf Frankula

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Tomorrow, September 20 is Talk Like A Parrot Day

Saturday, September 21 is Talk Like Pauley Perrette Day.

Saturday, September 28 is Caturday.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu Sep 19, 2019, 09:09 AM (0 replies)

2 Great Job Refusal Lines. Does anybody have others.

Not everybody wants every job. Here are two fine refusal lines.

Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, the last German general to surrender in WW1 was offered the post of ambassador to Great Britain by Adolf Hitler. His answer "Go fuck yourself."

David M. (last name omitted for privacy's sake. He's a former co worker) was offered a job writing publicity for Yakubu Gowon, then dictator of Nigeria. Dave was a partisan of Biafra. His answer, "Tell the African Hitler the only thing I will take from him is his life."

Does anyone else have some?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Sep 14, 2019, 01:16 AM (8 replies)

Mike Pence's father was named Spencer Pence

Spence Pence was a fymp farmer, and was the last fymp farmer in Ynjanny to use a squishlsquumpulator. All of the other fymp farmers used ralfrs to break up the staincque on their fields, but he kept to the squishlsquumpulator, despite the fact it broke more fymps than a ralfr would.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Sep 10, 2019, 11:00 PM (1 replies)
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