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Wolf Frankula

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Do You Have the Slurp Patrol in Your Neighborhood?

Sunday is Easter. But Sunday also has a full moon. And you know what that means, Werebunnies!

But in our neighborhood we don't have to worry about werebunnies, zombies, weretrumps or other strange beasties. We have the Slurp Patrol [link:http://|

They case them away. But also they chase down pussy cats and slurp them from nose to tail. And staying inside won't keep you safe. They'll come in through the doggie door. Don't have a doggie door? They bring the doggie door with them. So you cat people, check the outside of your house for the sticker that says, 'Put doggie door here.'

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Mar 27, 2018, 06:34 PM (1 replies)
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