Ted Nugent's Appearance Schedule

I know that Toilet Ted has a legion of Fans on this site. For them, I would like to post his Concert Schedule for the months of June and July. I do not have times and ticket prices, just days.

June 1, Ted is performing at the Graduation Dance at C. Estes Kefauver High School in Dacron, O.

June 8, he will be at the Gunge County Fair in Jones'n Arizona, opening for the Whammadoodles, a very popular puppet act.

June 15, Ted will be performing at Bunny Bumper's Lounge in the Holiday Inn in Ekalaka, Mont.

June 22, he will be at the Hot Rod Show in Belle Fourche South Dakota.

June 29, he will be taking off for the 4th of July holiday.

July 6, Ted will be at Squeezls Food Cart in Volunteer Park in Portland, Ore. Squeezls is known for its peccary pie, the finest in all Portland. He will be the first performer ever to play Squeezls.

July 13, he will be in Howard City, Neb, at the Shell Station, opening for the Ez Trebeak.

July 20, Ted will be performing at the Daggett County Jail, in Manila, Utah.

July 27, he will be Live in Pawnee Park in Terryville, Ind.

Also to show he is a forgiving man, President Obama will declare Ted's Birthday, December Friday the 13th, 2013, to be National Personal Hygiene Day. Everybody is reminded to take a shower or bath, change your underwear and not to forget to wipe your ass.

Wolf