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Wolf Frankula

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Mike Pence's father was named Spencer Pence

Spence Pence was a fymp farmer, and was the last fymp farmer in Ynjanny to use a squishlsquumpulator. All of the other fymp farmers used ralfrs to break up the staincque on their fields, but he kept to the squishlsquumpulator, despite the fact it broke more fymps than a ralfr would.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Sep 10, 2019, 11:00 PM (1 replies)

Line from the Theme Song Guess the Show.

No I'm not red Dog.

1: "Why don't you get things started? It's time to get things started!" (answered)

2: "Then one day he was shootin' at some food." (answered)

3: "Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation" (answered)

4: "And that's Uncle Joe, he's a movin' real slow." (answered)

5: "I don't care. I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me." (answered)

6: "Though it may seem quite absurd, I've got an ache in my jerd."

7: "Be kind to your web footed friends." (answered)

8: "Moon River, Wider than a mile." (answered)

9: "Welcome back, to the same old place that you laughed about." (answered)

10: "I get allergic smelling hay." (answered.)

11: "No one you see, is smarter than he." (answered)

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sun Aug 18, 2019, 01:34 PM (15 replies)

What is it about buns?

It seems half the men and women who have hair are wearing buns. I've seen buns on animals too, except rabbits, who are already bun-buns. WTH?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu Aug 15, 2019, 11:11 PM (4 replies)

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't give squat about Game of Thrones?

I never watched it. I don't care about the characters and the plot. I'm sick of hearing about it. And no, I don't click on the threads that mention it.


The Commander of tRump's New Space Force

An experienced astronaut and leader.

Captain Link Hogthrob.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue May 28, 2019, 10:41 PM (3 replies)

Questions for the Canadians here.

Is it true that Winnipeg was originally 'Winapig' because a pig was a prize for the winner of the naming contest?

Is true that Manitoba is changing its name to Womanitoba?

Is it true doctors have found a cure for Winnipegosis?

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon May 27, 2019, 09:46 PM (4 replies)


Power ultimately flows from the barrel of a gun. In a republic, elections decide who controls the gun. Do we want Donald tRump continuing to control the gun?


Posted by Wolf Frankula | Thu May 9, 2019, 10:54 PM (1 replies)

Today is Pie with a Y Day

Today when referring to any sort of dish with a crust and contents that is baked, cheese, chicken, beef, veggies, shepherd's, shepherdess's, apple, cherry, berry, fish and finger, or anything else, you must spell Py, Py.

This is to honor George Villiers, the Duke of Buckingham's immortal criticism of The Conquest of Granada by John Dryden

"A Py a Pudding, a Pudding a Py,
A Py for me and a Pudding for thee,
A Pudding for me and a Py for thee,
And a Pudding-Py for me and thee."


Posted by Wolf Frankula | Tue Apr 30, 2019, 07:49 PM (1 replies)

A friend tells this story about a Kipling incident in school.

He is Afrikaner and went to a school where both English and Afrikaner kids went. One day the teacher assigned some Kipling poems that included 'Bobs' his praise of Lord Roberts and 'Kitchener's School' his praise of Kitchener, who put the Afrikaner women and children in concentration camps. An Afrikaner girl rose and declared "Kipling is 'n vyand van die Afrikaner volk." meaning Kipling is an enemy of the Afrikaner people. All the Afrikaner kids rose (including my friend) and walked out.

There were no more Kipling poems assigned.

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Mon Apr 22, 2019, 07:31 PM (1 replies)

For Easter, That Oscar Winning Rabbit.


I wanna Easter Egg!

Posted by Wolf Frankula | Sat Apr 20, 2019, 11:48 AM (1 replies)
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