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MiddleFingerMom

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Gender: Male
Home country: U.S.A.
Current location: Arizona
Member since: Thu Dec 31, 2009, 04:49 PM
Number of posts: 25,163

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Applying this misguided practice, MiddleFingerMom had 400-500 mini-strokes last night.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 06:55 PM (7 replies)

MiddleFingerMom was not only a horndog... he was a PRAGMATIC horndog.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 06:55 PM (1 replies)

The Svengali-like power of fastfood:

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 06:55 PM (1 replies)

As you can plainly see... your cat owned YOU from the very start.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 06:55 PM (0 replies)

Your dog is actually more sophisticated than you've been led to believe.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 06:55 PM (17 replies)

I think this is actually a graywarrior/CaliforniaPeggy collaboration.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 06:55 PM (7 replies)

To get my heart beating in a steady rhythm again, one of the things they did...

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... was shock me with those cardiac paddles you see on TV when they yell, "CLEAR!!!" It's called "cardioversion" as
on converting my cardiac rhythm.
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Shortly prior to the procedure, one of the techs came in and shaved most of my chest to improve the conductivity of
the paddles. When he finished, he stepped back and said, "Now you can tell your friends you've been manscaped".
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I forgot to tell you.
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I've been manscaped.
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It reminded me of my Army days in the mid-70's when I had surgery for which they prepped me by shaving me from
chest-to-knees. The surgery was successful and, when I was still kinda groggy and in the recovery room, they let
the ex-MsMFM sneak into the room.
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Now mind you, this was LONG before "personal" shaving" meant anything other than faces and armpits and legs --
back when even porno movies evoked images, not of peaches... but of tumbleweeds.
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My ex-wife poked her head around the corner of the door and didn't even ask me how I was. "Stand up and let me
see!!!"
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I did and she started laughing uncontrollably.
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"What's so funny?"
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"You, "she giggled. "You look like the best-hung six-year-old in the world!!!"
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"Why,,, thank you..."
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Sat Mar 2, 2013, 12:57 AM (5 replies)

SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-SHIT-etc.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Mar 1, 2013, 11:32 PM (46 replies)

Good news... I got this in an email today: +O:-)

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I think it means I've just been elected Pope.
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Pope MiddleFingerMom II.
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You didn't know about the first one?
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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Fri Mar 1, 2013, 10:11 PM (3 replies)

Some of you have been filling out job applications. I've got one more you might consider.

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Posted by MiddleFingerMom | Thu Feb 28, 2013, 07:50 PM (4 replies)
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