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Angry Dragon

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Hometown: Minnesota
Home country: USA
Current location: Lost in the world
Member since: Wed Sep 30, 2009, 06:25 AM
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Lost His Willy

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...

"Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing

is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."

How come we never hear from Willard's sister??

Tammy Hilton Cox · Del Campo High School
In 1979, Mitts sister Jane side swiped me on the freeway in Sacramento. She admitted that she should not have been driving. I was 17, scared with a totaled car. After many Dr's and our own insurance, we contacted Janes insurance. Seems that her husbands 'secretary' neglected to send the payment. I was SOL. I tried civil court and Jane quickly cried poverty, her husband was divorcing her, she was going to have to file bankruptcy. I was still SOL. After 7 knee surgeries and finally a total knee replacement I am not in as much pain. I am now on disability because my injury. All I got from Jane was her statement to the police and others was ' I knew I shouldn't have been driving after that shot'. I would never vote for Mitt, he and his family are one in the same. Up with the rich and too bad for all you others' I see that Jane is doing quite well now, wonder if she still remembers the scared 17 year old, with her 2 month and 2 year old nieces and a fiance in the car. Pintos catch fire when side swiped at 55 mph. I bet if I had been driving Mitts Caddy, only her Mercedes would have been hurt. After hearing my story and seeing the police report, my friends and family don't care too much for his ideas.

Todd Akin to be the new republican spokesperson for advanced sex education

The US is Looking for a Lost Species

We have learned that the US has launched a search for a lost species.

It is believed that this species over the course of the last 30 years may be extinct. So if you see a honest and sane Republican, you are urged to send up a flare so they be studied and brought back into the world.

The search goes on, we can only hope.........

Hey Willard ........ Tax returns are all about the Issues

Tax returns are all about taxes
The people want to see how a person can sit on their ass and bring in $21,000,000
and pay a smaller rate than they do making $50,000 going to work everyday

They people want to see how the game is rigged for the wealthy

Willard you do not have the morals or ethics to lead this country

ryan correctly blames pres. bush for his friends losing their jobs

and blames bush for failed energy policies

I voted republican today

The democrats are pretty set so I thought I would play with the republicans

'I am an ass'

This is the only truthful ad Willard could run.

Anything else is just a lie.............
Posted by Angry Dragon | Wed Aug 8, 2012, 06:34 PM (0 replies)

Missing Evidence Instructions

Obviously, Romney will not produce his tax returns because he knows what’s in them is more damaging that the static he will take for not releasing them. At law, if a person is control of evidence refuses to produce the evidence, then the jury is instructed that there is a presumption that the evidence would be against the party failing to produce. It is called the “Missing Evidence” instruction.

Posted by Angry Dragon | Mon Aug 6, 2012, 08:44 PM (0 replies)

Fox News reports thousands of Martians waiting for Mars Science Laboratory landing

Fox News says they have video of thousands of Martians waiting to greet the Mars landing. They are seen holding signs, but it not known what they say.

On a different front it is noticed that there are thousands of phone calls and emails traveling between the worlds many religious leaders. It is assumed the messages concern how they will explain this development to their followers.

edit: It is on the surface

Posted by Angry Dragon | Mon Aug 6, 2012, 01:25 AM (1 replies)
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