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johnnyplankton's JournalTexas Arms All Nursery School Students - Satire
From the Fishington Cheesington post:
“The gun manufacturers have been very helpful too," says Wil “Wild Bill” Wilkersen, director of Texas’ newly-founded Lil’ Commandos Nursery School. "We got some special weapons that they’ve designed for us that fit the hands of our little angels better. They’re seeing a great business opportunity here, just as we are, so it’s kind of a win-win. Except for Mister Stranger Danger,” he laughed.
[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/12/26/texas-arms-all-nursery-school-students/|
God Considering "Smiting" Huckabee
From the lads at the Fishington Cheesington Post:
God apparently has had enough of Mike Huckabee's BS and is thinking of "smiting him or at least throwing a couple of lightning bolts into his ass" according to a source close to the deity.
[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/12/18/god-considering-smiting-huckabee/|
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