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Steroid Crazed Armstrong Looking Forward to Big Pharma Paycheck

"According to insiders, Armstrong is being courted by Merck to peddle “GoGo Juice” and Dow Chemical for their new growth hormone made from the testicles of polar bears – “Grrrr”. "

Posted by johnnyplankton | Wed Oct 17, 2012, 10:42 PM (0 replies)

Obama Beats Romney with Tire Iron

Barry takes the bully's bike and kicks ass...

[link:[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2012/10/17/obama-beats-romney-with-tire-iron/|Barry pushes the bully off his bike and kicks ass...|
Posted by johnnyplankton | Wed Oct 17, 2012, 12:27 AM (8 replies)

Newsflash: Cute Kitten Story Fails to Generate Anti-Obama Posts!

From our friends at Fish and Cheese (comedy):

Today, to the surprise of everyone on the Internet, an online story about a newborn kitten rescued from a well by an elderly ranching couple in Texas failed to produce any long rambling anti-Obama comments.

Posted by johnnyplankton | Mon Oct 1, 2012, 09:49 PM (4 replies)
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