This is from 2008 but makes a good point about how we vote.

"Why won't Barack Obama release his elementary school report cards? We need to know if he played well with others. Did he bring gum to class? And if so, did he bring enough for everyone? I certainly hope not, cause that would be socialism."

-- Stephen Colbert

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/382941/april-27-2011/america-needs-to-see-obama-s-report-cards?xrs=synd_facebook