is Meet the Press with Steve "Tigger" Kornacki.

That's what Mika just called Dummy. It's absolutely perfect!

Prize I have it on good authority that he is way ahead in the running for another: The Preparation H Award. This prestigious award is annually presented to the world's greatest asshole.

that the truth of what's happening is that Dumpy finally realized the truth of all the polls that show him losing handily to Joe. His Plan A was to impugn the validity of the election so as to throw it into the Supreme Court where his hand picked newest justice would cast the tie-breaking vote in favor of Trump. But that plan takes too long and still has a degree of uncertainty. So, in one of his moments of "stable genius" he came up with Plan B - declare himself infected with Covid-19 which, sadly prohibits him from campaigning in the last critical month before the election. This ploy not only gives him the perfect excuse for why he "lost" the election. It also permits him to endlessly feel even sorrier for himself than he already does,

I want to see a fair fight. I'm rooting for the underdog.

In one corner a tiny little undefended speck of life. In the other, the obviously most intelligent, stable genius in the known world who is backed up by an army of highly trained medical professionals and the most advanced pharmaceutical industry in the world. Hardly a fair fight. And add to that a killing virus vaccine literally just around the corner, possibly even only days away! I'd say the little virus doesn't have a fighting chance.

So that's why I'm rooting for the underdog.