For those who hadn't heard, Governor DeSantis ordered American and Florida flags lowered today (Wednesday, February 24) to honor Rush Limbaugh.

The governor has also taken an interest in who gets covid vaccine shots. The current priority list looks something like this:

Donors
"Grateful" Counties
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Y'all
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the rest of Manatee County

Florida's senators kissed the ring (and possibly unmentionable body parts) of Florida's undisputed Republican kingpin. Five short years ago, Rubio positioned himself as an up and coming "compassionate conservative" who would rival and surpass his mentor, Jeb Bush. Maybe he can salvage what liddle remains of his self-respect by posting scripture twice a day.

My original idea included a bottle of Tums, but I thought the graphic was already too busy...