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can your dog play chess

old joke



A visitor to a small country town noticed an old man playing chess.
On closer inspection he saw that a dog was sitting opposite the old man and the dog was
moving the chess pieces.
The visitor asked the old man if the dog was playing chess and he replied "yes".
"That must be one exremely intelligent dog" said the visitor.
"Not really" said the old man, "I win more games than he does."

DOG JOKE

LATE NIGHT and I'm reading Dog jokes out of an old comic book. Here you go friends - Tuesday night DOG JOKE: A Dachshund walks into a telegraph office, picks up a blank form, and writes: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk looks over the paper for a minute before telling the dog, “You know, there are only nine words here. You could add another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

The Dachshund shakes his head at the clerk in disbelief. “But that would make no sense at all.”

Do wild species of cats like to destroy toilet paper like their domestic cousins??

Published on Apr 5, 2014
Do wild species of cats (servals/bobcats/lynx/ocelots) like to destroy toilet paper like their domestic cousins?


Posted by trueblue2007 | Mon May 4, 2015, 03:36 AM (6 replies)
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