Whether you are a politician, a spokesperson, a "strategist" (whatever that is), or even a volunteer, you must learn this simple phrase when confronted with news that Dick Cheney (Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill Krystol, Oliver North, or any of those other sick assholes) said something on a "News Talk Show", just learn this simple phrase to use and if the person who brings them up doesn't shut up, I will buy you a beer when I see you.

Here is the phrase...
"Why isn't that motherfucker in prison"?

That should be all you need to say.