3 universal truths all religions agree upon:

Cool video of a Coelacanth.

Wow, those suckers are HUGE!

Could somebody please duct-tape my neighbor's mouth?

The woman below me has been talking loudly for over an hour and every 3rd or 4th word seems to be "mother-f***er.

The talking doesn't bother me, I live in an apartment, I'm used to it, but the constant swearing is driving me crazy,

I've lost 20 pounds in the past 2 months.

My pants size has went from 56 to 52! The only thing I have changed is that I have become the supervisor of the afternoon shift at work, and so I have been moving around and on my feet a lot more.

Physical activity works!

The only purpose of "assault" weapons is to kill people.

hunting rifles have a legitimate purpose, hunting (ducks from PETA nuts), there is no reason for a civilian to have these "military-style" fire arms with magazines with 30 or 50 rounds of ammo. Hell, I believe in many states it's ILLEGAL to hunt using such huge cartridges.

I don't think anyone should have such weapons.

And please don't give me the "BUT IT'S MY FREEDUMB!!!" nonsense.

What did everyone get for the holidays?

I got clothes, including a hilarious shirt that says "this is my lazy shirt", and a $100 gift card to Barnes and Noble.

Plan C (courtesy of Will Pitt)

Will posted this on FB:

I am sick of the MSM speculation about Adam Lanza's mental problems and motives.

They are too fucking obsessed with being the first to get the scoop that they don't give a damn about verifying any information. It's pissing me off. THERE HAS BEEN NO VERIFICATION AT ALL that the shooter has Asperger's or a personality disorder or congenital analgesia, it's just rumor and anecdote.

Here comes the "video games cause school shootings" nonsense.

That didn't take long.

My Birther cousin is spouting gun-nut shit on Facebook.

HAVE YOU FUCKING GUN NUTS NO SHAME???