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Something about the sinkhole in Florida made me LOL

I was listening to the radio and thought I heard them say the victims name was Jeb Bush. (it's actually Jeff Bush) But it seemed like divine intervention if had been Jeb.


...here in Michigan we have a problem with lamprey eels. I wonder if they have any market value in Japan?

Is that the sinkhole in question?


Panties as refferred to in Anatomy of a Murder

[Judge Weaver has stopped the testimony by Detective Sergeant James Durgo, State Police, and called the lawyers to his bench]

Judge Weaver: Mr. Biegler, you finally got your rape into the case, and I think all the details should now be made clear to the jury. What exactly was the undergarment just referred to?

Paul Biegler: Panties, Your Honor.

Judge Weaver: Do you expect this subject to come up again?

Paul Biegler: Yes, Sir.

Judge Weaver: There's a certain light connotation attached to the word "panties." Can we find another name for them?

Mitch Lodwick: I never heard my wife call 'em anything else.

Judge Weaver: Mr. Biegler?

Paul Biegler: I'm a bachelor, Your Honor.

Judge Weaver: That's a great help. Mr. Dancer?

Claude Dancer: When I was overseas during the war, Your Honor, I learned a French word. I'm afraid that might be slightly suggestive.

Judge Weaver: Most French words are.

That's government intrusion!!!

Do I need to add: sarcasm

Are you sure?

This seems to have been written from Mr Benson's point of view. What's the chances he gave a slanted version?

I know this movie!

Anatomy of a Murder with Jimmy Stewart, great movie.

Do you care to explain what Shooting People means?

Or should I?

So let's see what my party affiliation is...

Breakfast alternates between bacon and eggs and oatmeal.

I like KFC and the only time I was near a Chick-Fil-A it was a Sunday and it was closed.

I wouldn't put a 'full calorie soda' to my lips if you paid me.

The difference between Dems and Reps on whether Olive Garden is ethnic or not is slim.

But I for one can't think of any chain restaurant that could be considered 'ethnic'.

I would think 100% would think

that there school is not safe from gun violence (or any other kind of violence). Unless
your school has a moat and metal detectors there is always the potential that some type of violent event could occur there.
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