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Did someone say some hours ago BK watched Ford's testimony? And did Kamala Harris ask him

under oath if he saw Ford's testimony and he denied it? Isn't that perjury?

Did anyone else hear that he'd watched it?

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.


Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.


It'S not gonna happen without the ShrineRZ!!!1!!1!

AMIRITE? No Shriners in wee cars, no military parade.

Did Warner-Bros. direct this entire past year & a half?

I feel like I'm watching Wile E. Coyote pumping his legs in midair, with the break off of a cliff 2 feet behind behind him & nothing underneath. It's as if we've entered such a lawless realm in the knowable world, gravity's next under attack. That's Warner Brothers Physics; the slippery coyote hasn't outwitted dinner, he's "gonna die again" but he's figured out how to PAUSE IN MIDAIR long enough to pull out a teeny umbrella & open it. Or accept his fate w/a sign: "that's all, folks". Another buffoony character makes it Rabbit/Duck season suddenly. There's been a time warp.

I'm seeing all of this through a cartoonist's point of view. The whole "How are they getting away with it?" aspect of this past year is so baffling. How is is possible the Republicans can be so BLATANTLY stupid/evil/successful at the issuance of every outrageous move?? How on earth can that dumb stump sign his name on something awful, and MAKE IT SO? How can their famous Republican Denial be allowed to work on us the way it does? You can't really even drag ACME into this, unless you want a fairly accurate description of trump's wasteful-as-shit "defense" spending.

Who's "we"?

So. What're these guys saving up for, anyway? One foot in the grave.

Another on a banana peel. I look at the greediest of them, like Mitch "Would You People Just Die Already" McConnell. What does he want to buy, so BADLY, he thinks nothing of destroying the rest of the world. The entire world except for his immediate periphery to the core. What could be so...fabulous??? Look at him. How much more oxygen will he be allowed to choke up before he perishes? Time's a-wastin.

And that other one. Every time we SEE him he looks like he's going to *STROKE OUT**!!!!
He'd better go ahead & buy that super-expensive gewgaw or whatever it is, chop chop. He went to all that trouble. What's it going to be? I'm curious. He's leaving America for dead, so this had better be a really, really, really neat toy.

If I saw this photo of these two people & I didn't know them,

I'd be completely baffled. I'd think, "There's a beautiful -looking woman. Nice shades. What the everlovin FUCK is she doing next to that stupid idiot, and why is he looking directly at the sun and pointing at it, as if trying to identify it? He appears to be an adult. Doesn't he know better? She should probably ease away slowly before this weirdo does something just totally embarrassing."

(edited to add photo)

"Not One Day More."

THAT's something we can yell at our next gathering.

Or, if you prefer, "Not One More Day!"

"More than 100,000 march in London to demand Theresa May's resignation"
thread here: https://www.democraticunderground.com/10029279160

Here's a List of Why I Can't Give a Shit- Today's (6/29/2017) trump Tweetstorm:

1. The average American citizen doesn't know who "low I.Q. Crazy Mika" is, and what he/she has to do with this month's power bill.

2. Poorly-rated? I guess it is if I've never heard of it.
There's not enough time in my busy life to spare a moment for this "Psycho Joe's ratings" or anyone's "ratings", anyway, so I guess I won't worry about it.

3. Instead of "letting it go", a plebeian notion trump wouldn't recognize, he couldn't stop at ONE tweet. He had to stretch it out to two, to really let 'em have it. Whoever they are.

4. It reads like there was a physical struggle for the phone, Ivanks won, and she did the second Tweet.

5. Neither trump, or Ivanks, or anyone else in that family of inbreds, gives a Rusty Fuck in a Rainstorm: about me, or anyone in this country, our out of this country, but themselves.

6. While he's talking about someone's chemical face peel or whatever: there are hundreds, if not thousands, of professional people whose job it is TODAY to lock him up & throw away the key.

7. Nobody likes donald trump. Nobody. Nobody cares about his little feelings.

8. Any reasonable, sane person *I* know, who suddenly found out they owned a ginormous luxury hotel on a choice and beautiful piece of land? They wouldn't be really upset about much of anything. (Especially about what some poorly-rated- guy was doing). Not for YEARS.

9. Nobody I've ever heard of would turn away a woman with a bleeding face who just wanted some fucking help. Trump's a monster.

10. Theoretically, the author of the tweets is the "president of the U.S.A.", so if the TV's bothering him so much, he could always demand somebody shut it off for him.

Eye Candy for Weary Eyes

Here's a gentle reminder of what we still have in us. We can't help but compare these pictures to our current waking fucking NIGHTMARE.

Today, instead of mourning, I'll flex that muscle in my mind that points to my perspicacity: All of this is still somewhere in all of us. It didn't die, it's hiding behind legitimate fear. It's still there & will never go away. I'll pretend just for a few moments that trump & co don't even exist. I'll even pretend it's now. I'll remember what it was like to have an engaged adult and an actual man representing us. You know, instead of an idiot.

Here's a working, real family man. Youthful, black, intelligent, athletic, talented, handsome, and forever in his element. And the first thing we see in this picture is the "Miles to Go Before I Sleep" warm-up & preparation of his mind, body and spirit.


" Barack Obama loves ranch dressing and cannot resist a plate of nachos
But he can't stand trail mix with M&Ms and tries to avoid fast and fried food
The President's tastes were revealed by his former aide Reggie Love
He once forgot Obama's taquitos when out campaigning, infuriating him
Obama confessed he eats nachos until 'guacamole comes out of my eyes'."













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